AUDIENCE: KANO

[retellers]

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[suddenlybees]

[ That is not a Konoha thing, as far as Kano knows. It's not a thing? How can that be a thing? ]

Can you, like, move it slowly, bit by bit, next time we fall off a roof? Man, what a ride...

[retellers]

[ they stand up, dusting off their cloak. ]

What matters is that you're safe. Nausea will pass.

[suddenlybees]

Nah, that doesn't matter at all.

[ Kano reluctantly lets go of Goat's wrist. ]

But man, to think there's an eye power like that. We really could use the help, you know? Can't you, like, move our space outta here? I got stuff I need to do— all these guys don't need me here.

[retellers]

No... I'm sorry. I don't have that capability.

[suddenlybees]

[ Come on, just more their space little by little in slow motion and get them out of here....... would be too easy, huh. ]

What about the rest of 'em? Fox and Tiger and Buffalo and Giraffe and all of 'em? Can they do that sort of thing?

[retellers]

I don't think so... Swan might be able to do something similar?

[suddenlybees]

You don't think so? I guess you guys have only known each other, what, three days? Four?

[ Can't be much longer than the rest of them, though it's not fair they get to keep being special but Kano can't change his eye color and Elsa can't go fwoosh!. ]

What can the other guys do? Anything fun?

[ anything USEFUL ]

[retellers]

Er... you'll have to ask them.

[suddenlybees]

Why can't I ask you? You're supposed to be my leader, right? I'm countin' on you, here.

[retellers]

I don't really know what people consider "fun"...

[suddenlybees]

[ GOAT YOU'RE KILLING HIM ]

Tell me everything and I'll tell you whether it's fun or not!

[retellers]

[ sorry kano ]

Swan can transport themselves across spaces...?

[suddenlybees]

Just like you! That's fun! What about Tiger, and Rabbit? What can they do?

[retellers]

I have not seen them use anything in particular yet.

[suddenlybees]

Man, you guys don't share things with each other at all, huh... And here I thought you were all buddy buddy!

[ Here he thought he could gently interrogate Goat and not have to talk to any of the other npcs but, no. ]

I guess I'll have to jump off a building with them later and see.

[retellers]

P-Please do not jump off buildings with them...

[suddenlybees]

How else am I gonna get to see their fancy magic tricks?

[retellers]

They don't necessarily have any abilities that would be helpful for that... Please find another way.

[suddenlybees]

Hm... gotcha, gotcha~

[ Time to find Rabbit and dunk them into the river. ]

I'll reserve building diving for you, then! Leader privileges and all, right? We're still doing the whole Leader thing?

[retellers]

[ rip rabbit ]

"The whole Leader thing"?

[suddenlybees]

...Aren't you supposed to be the leader or something?

[ He brings up the PHS and finds that leader notification to shove at Goat's face, can they see it? ]

[retellers]

I suppose that is my title, yes.

[suddenlybees]

Aaaaaaand is this, like, a team of two? Do you want to be leader?

[ Kano will not offer to be leader, he is very firmly number three and that's all he ever wants to be. But, man, having a team leader who's just "yeah I guess so" ]

[retellers]

I will fulfill whatever duty I need to.

[suddenlybees]

And your duty is, what? Making sure we stay alive? Making sure we get outta here? Making sure we win? Claiming that is all well and good, but what's the game plan here?