AUDIENCE: KANO

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[ they sit up. ]

I moved our space.

[suddenlybees]

[ That is not a Konoha thing, as far as Kano knows. It's not a thing? How can that be a thing? ]

Can you, like, move it slowly, bit by bit, next time we fall off a roof? Man, what a ride...

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[ they stand up, dusting off their cloak. ]

What matters is that you're safe. Nausea will pass.

[suddenlybees]

Nah, that doesn't matter at all.

[ Kano reluctantly lets go of Goat's wrist. ]

But man, to think there's an eye power like that. We really could use the help, you know? Can't you, like, move our space outta here? I got stuff I need to do— all these guys don't need me here.

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No... I'm sorry. I don't have that capability.

[suddenlybees]

[ Come on, just more their space little by little in slow motion and get them out of here....... would be too easy, huh. ]

What about the rest of 'em? Fox and Tiger and Buffalo and Giraffe and all of 'em? Can they do that sort of thing?

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I don't think so... Swan might be able to do something similar?

[suddenlybees]

You don't think so? I guess you guys have only known each other, what, three days? Four?

[ Can't be much longer than the rest of them, though it's not fair they get to keep being special but Kano can't change his eye color and Elsa can't go fwoosh!. ]

What can the other guys do? Anything fun?

[ anything USEFUL ]

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Er... you'll have to ask them.

[suddenlybees]

Why can't I ask you? You're supposed to be my leader, right? I'm countin' on you, here.

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I don't really know what people consider "fun"...

[suddenlybees]

[ GOAT YOU'RE KILLING HIM ]

Tell me everything and I'll tell you whether it's fun or not!

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[ sorry kano ]

Swan can transport themselves across spaces...?

[suddenlybees]

Just like you! That's fun! What about Tiger, and Rabbit? What can they do?

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I have not seen them use anything in particular yet.

[suddenlybees]

Man, you guys don't share things with each other at all, huh... And here I thought you were all buddy buddy!

[ Here he thought he could gently interrogate Goat and not have to talk to any of the other npcs but, no. ]

I guess I'll have to jump off a building with them later and see.

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P-Please do not jump off buildings with them...

[suddenlybees]

How else am I gonna get to see their fancy magic tricks?

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They don't necessarily have any abilities that would be helpful for that... Please find another way.

[suddenlybees]

Hm... gotcha, gotcha~

[ Time to find Rabbit and dunk them into the river. ]

I'll reserve building diving for you, then! Leader privileges and all, right? We're still doing the whole Leader thing?

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[ rip rabbit ]

"The whole Leader thing"?

[suddenlybees]

...Aren't you supposed to be the leader or something?

[ He brings up the PHS and finds that leader notification to shove at Goat's face, can they see it? ]

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I suppose that is my title, yes.

[suddenlybees]

Aaaaaaand is this, like, a team of two? Do you want to be leader?

[ Kano will not offer to be leader, he is very firmly number three and that's all he ever wants to be. But, man, having a team leader who's just "yeah I guess so" ]

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I will fulfill whatever duty I need to.