retellers | AUDIENCE: KANO

Oh, so it's to prevent procreation.

[ a beat. ]

I don't see why they couldn't have told me that...

[ Goat takes this better than Kano thought and he will take this out too, thanks ]

Yep, that's right! Maybe they didn't know? Now you can go back and tell them that you know condoms are to stop babies from happening!

[ Like a toddler coming home from preschool going "mom guess what I learned today" ]

If there's anything they won't tell you, come ask me!

[ sex and procreation are just natural aspects of species? it's fine. ]

I don't wish to trouble you.

It's no trouble? Like, you can always do something for me in return, right?

I suppose so.

Then... you owe me one for the condom lore, right?

[ (: ]

I don't believe you should be requesting payment after the fact... but what is it that you want in return?

A chainsaw.

I don't know what that is.

[ no!!!!!!!! ]

Okay, so it's like a saw— you know what a saw is? Flat piece of metal with spiky bits? And it goes vrrrrrrrrrr!! and cuts through all sorts of things!

[ a pause. ]

I don't think I can provide that to you. What in the world do you need it for to begin with?

I promised Yona we'd find one. What am I supposed to do, Leader? I don't want to let her down!

You will have to improvise with what you have.

[ Make his own chainsaw, got it. ]

Hmm, alright. That's pretty much what I thought too. Then, we'll just have to go with this.

[ He digs into his pockets for a scrap of lobby paper and a pen, writes down "IOU" on it, and holds it out to Goat. ]

Sign the bottom?

Why do you need me to sign this?

It's endorsement! Proof that you're agreeing? It's an "IOU," see? It means that one day I might need help, and I'm gonna ask you for help, and I hope that you'll come.

[ they tilt their head. ]

So long as you are aware that again, I may not be able to grant your request.

Yep, that's alright! It'll only be a matter of life or death when I evoke this, so if it doesn't work, it doesn't work! Oh well!

[ He holds out the paper and pen. ]

If it is a matter of life and death, then a mere piece of paper will mean nothing.

[ but they write down a G. ]

You'd be surprised~

[ Kano looks very pleased with his G. Is it a fancy G or a normal one, how does Goat write their G's. ]

[ it's just a normal G! ]

[ Noted. Kano takes the paper back and folds it up and sticks it into his back pants pocket for safekeeping.

And, oh- that reminds him. He pulls out his demon summoning circle. ]

Right, right, from the start, this was for you!

[ ???

they take it. ]

Thank you...?

Yeah, you're welcome! I'll bring you another one next time too!

O-Okay.

[ they're not sure what to do with this? but it's a gift, so. ]

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