AUDIENCE: KANO

[retellers]

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[suddenlybees]

Just like you! That's fun! What about Tiger, and Rabbit? What can they do?

[retellers]

I have not seen them use anything in particular yet.

[suddenlybees]

Man, you guys don't share things with each other at all, huh... And here I thought you were all buddy buddy!

[ Here he thought he could gently interrogate Goat and not have to talk to any of the other npcs but, no. ]

I guess I'll have to jump off a building with them later and see.

[retellers]

P-Please do not jump off buildings with them...

[suddenlybees]

How else am I gonna get to see their fancy magic tricks?

[retellers]

They don't necessarily have any abilities that would be helpful for that... Please find another way.

[suddenlybees]

Hm... gotcha, gotcha~

[ Time to find Rabbit and dunk them into the river. ]

I'll reserve building diving for you, then! Leader privileges and all, right? We're still doing the whole Leader thing?

[retellers]

[ rip rabbit ]

"The whole Leader thing"?

[suddenlybees]

...Aren't you supposed to be the leader or something?

[ He brings up the PHS and finds that leader notification to shove at Goat's face, can they see it? ]

[retellers]

I suppose that is my title, yes.

[suddenlybees]

Aaaaaaand is this, like, a team of two? Do you want to be leader?

[ Kano will not offer to be leader, he is very firmly number three and that's all he ever wants to be. But, man, having a team leader who's just "yeah I guess so" ]

[retellers]

I will fulfill whatever duty I need to.

[suddenlybees]

And your duty is, what? Making sure we stay alive? Making sure we get outta here? Making sure we win? Claiming that is all well and good, but what's the game plan here?

[retellers]

Ensuring that everyone's worlds are protected and that you all return home safely, yes.

[suddenlybees]

[ That's not a game plan, that's an end goal. ]

And, like, how're you going to ensure that? What's the point of me being here if we got such a wonderful and reliable leader?

[retellers]

We cannot gather the nova ourselves. That is up to you, the participants.

[suddenlybees]

Aren't you also a participant?

[ That's not being a leader, that's being a figurehead ): ]

[retellers]

No. We aren't classified as such.

That is why all of you are necessary. Our purpose is to delay the loss of your memories by having given up our own, as well as provide what you need to comfortably reside here until everyone is able to return home.

[suddenlybees]

Says who?

[ Who is the big boss here making up all these stupid rules?? ]

Anyways, there's some stuff I absolutely cannot forget, so do your best to make some good memories while you're here too, for back up! [ In case they need to re-lose them again... ]

[retellers]

I will do what I can. In return, the more quickly you gather nova, the sooner this will be done with and everyone can return to their respective places.

[suddenlybees]

Alright, alright. So! How do I speedrun this thing? I don't even know what I'm looking for— do I just, like, run around everywhere hoping it sticks?

[retellers]

[ double-checks the date of this thread ]

We know that something related to the nova will occur within the next few days. When that occurs, Fox, Wolf, and Rabbit will inform you of what you must do.

[suddenlybees]

[ Sounds like bullshit to Kano but he nods along anyways. ]

How convenient~ Say, how come it's those three who's gotta babysit us? Can't be just whoever is a people person, 'cause, like, you'd probably do a better job at all that than Wolf!

[retellers]

We're dividing the roles. Next week, it will be me and the other two.

[ they tilt their head. ]

Is there something wrong with Wolf?

[suddenlybees]

[ Oh good, he makes a mental note for next week to ask Tiger for the condoms. ]

Um, hm. Wolf's just sorta... kinda unapproachable? Hard to imagine jumping off buildings with Wolf like I can with you!