AUDIENCE: SORA

[retellers]

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[ this is just how they are can't wait for sora to suffer later ]

Because! I'm your Leader and I said so. [ perfect response. ] And no, that's my thing. Get your own thing.

[ they are clearly teasing ]

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[yeah can't wait until swan takes off their mask and there's another duck underneath.]

Yeah, okay. [he rolls his eyes.] I had my own thing, but the Realm took it away. If I still had it then we'd see who's winning here.

[light shittalking is how he shows affection.]

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Uh, still me. Duh. [ that's fine they seem more than okay with shittalking ] I would kick your butt SO hard.

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No way! I'd definitely win again you if I had everything still.

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Nope! I can teleport. You wouldn't even be able to catch me.

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You don't think I could keep up? I bet I could catch you before you even blinked.

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Then I'd just-- pshew-- blink away!

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Wanna bet on it? Next time we hang out, we'll see how good you are.

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How? You don't have your powers. [ they clearly don't mean to rub it in, but. ]

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Well...I dunno. I'll figure something out. I'm gonna have to if I don't have any way to get them back, right?

[and if more people go on murder sprees.]

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[ they bite their lip a little ]

You can fight even without your powers though, right? Hajime and Pikachu couldn't...

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...I can throw punches and stuff just fine. And I'm really good at dodging. [parkour...] Riku and I used to spar all the time before we got our Keyblades. I'll figure something out.

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Ughhhh. I wish I could give you guys weapons, at least to defend yourselves. [ they burrow their face in sora's shirt. or attempt before remembering their mask ] Ow.

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Ow? [that also pokes him in the chest? swan? but he doesn't move them. ] Is there anything you could do? Or somewhere we could look ourselves?

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[ it's fine, they don't stay there long. it hurts. ]

Well, now that the Realm's all weird, there might be... But there's nothing I can do or tell you for today.

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That's okay. If I have to I can use a stick or something. [like a really thick one. ]

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A stick?

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Yeah. Like a big one.

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Sora, even a big stick is a stick.

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Hey, it's the best I can do right now until I find something else. It's not like there's a ton of knives left or anything.

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[ no... the reminder... they sigh ]

I can't believe they stole all the knives. Don't you guys need those? For cooking?

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Uh, yeah? They've been making it really hard to get anything done. And people were taking them before this even started is the craziest part. [y'all are paranoid.]

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I know! And we can't give you more knives because they're clearly being used as weapons! So now cooking knives are banned!

[ they throw a hand up in the air in sheer agony. ]

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This is terrible. [y'all ruined it for everybody!!!] Can't wait until we get other stuff banned because people can't leave them alone.

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Noooooo don't say that it's so annoying to deal with. [ they flop again, making sure to keep their mask Away from sora ] What if you guys start using spoons as weapons. Are we going to have to take away all the spoons? How are you going to eat soup!