I've never met a swan personally, so I'll take your word for it. [...hm.] But I guess Stitch is kind of like a koala? Like an alien one. So koalas are a good choice.
[can't believe he has to hunt down something koala-related now.]
Oh. Aliens are like...um...I guess they're sort of like monsters from other planets? I don't really know how to explain it. I kinda wish I had a picture.
[ they casually push sora's shoulder with a laugh ]
Of course I'm going to do whatever I want! I'm not actually a swan, I just wear a mask with a swan on it. [ the dork is implied. ] You should try to figure out what aliens actually are instead of giving me a pep talk on animals.
Deal! [ and now they are just draping over him again. if they weren't already. ] That way I'll finally know what an alien koala and/or dog might look like.
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And don't say Swan.
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[can't believe he has to hunt down something koala-related now.]
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[ . . . ]
What do you mean "like an alien koala".
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I mean exactly that. Stitch is an alien, but kind of looks like a koala. Or a weird dog. Actually he's pretty cute in a weird kind of way.
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[ there's a long pause ]
Okay... so what's an alien?
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[rip.]
What would you want to be instead?
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[ ???? ??? ? ]
I just want to be something that fights more than a swan. I don't want to just stand back and look pretty.
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And I don't think swans are only there to look pretty. You can do whatever you want, even if you are a swan.
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Of course I'm going to do whatever I want! I'm not actually a swan, I just wear a mask with a swan on it. [ the dork is implied. ] You should try to figure out what aliens actually are instead of giving me a pep talk on animals.
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Alright, alright. If I find an alien somewhere, I'll tell you all about it. Deal?
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I could probably try to draw a picture if that doesn't work though. I still remember him pretty well.
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[. . .]
...I'll figure something out.
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[ teasing ]
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[ they are just being terrible now ]
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