AUDIENCE: SORA

[retellers]

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Ow? [that also pokes him in the chest? swan? but he doesn't move them. ] Is there anything you could do? Or somewhere we could look ourselves?

[retellers]

[ it's fine, they don't stay there long. it hurts. ]

Well, now that the Realm's all weird, there might be... But there's nothing I can do or tell you for today.

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That's okay. If I have to I can use a stick or something. [like a really thick one. ]

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A stick?

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Yeah. Like a big one.

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Sora, even a big stick is a stick.

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Hey, it's the best I can do right now until I find something else. It's not like there's a ton of knives left or anything.

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[ no... the reminder... they sigh ]

I can't believe they stole all the knives. Don't you guys need those? For cooking?

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Uh, yeah? They've been making it really hard to get anything done. And people were taking them before this even started is the craziest part. [y'all are paranoid.]

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I know! And we can't give you more knives because they're clearly being used as weapons! So now cooking knives are banned!

[ they throw a hand up in the air in sheer agony. ]

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This is terrible. [y'all ruined it for everybody!!!] Can't wait until we get other stuff banned because people can't leave them alone.

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Noooooo don't say that it's so annoying to deal with. [ they flop again, making sure to keep their mask Away from sora ] What if you guys start using spoons as weapons. Are we going to have to take away all the spoons? How are you going to eat soup!

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...like this. [and he mimes picking up a bowl of soup and holding it to his mouth to drink. that's it, that's his only answer.]

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[ they dramatically bring both hands in the air near their face ]

It's like you're an animal!

[ they are clearly being very serious ]

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You're the one who asked. [he is so offended. clearly.]

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[ they break character to laugh, grinning fondly at sora ]

What would you even do with all the chunks? They'd get stuck at the bottom.

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Use a fork. We haven't banned forks yet, have we? That counts.

[retellers]

In our hypothetical world where we've banned spoons, we've also banned forks. Because forks would go before spoons. That's why you're eating soup.

[ duh. ]

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Hm...how big is this hypothetical bowl? You could probably lick the chunks out of the bottom of it.

[i hate you, why are we doing this.]

[retellers]

Okay, now you really are an animal. Lick it??

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Well I'm not gonna pick it up with my fingers. How would that be any better?

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What, using your fingers is way better than shoving your face in a bowl!

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Well, how often do you eat soup with your fingers?

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You can drink the rest, but for the food bits, your fingers are better!

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Maybe we should just eat something that doesn't need utensils. Like sandwiches.