WEEK 5: CYOA (CLEMENTINE, LUP, JEANNE, ALPHINAUD)

[retellers]

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[arcsplainist]

[ Alphinaud clears his throat in a very "I'm right fucking here" manner. ]

I believe we have more important matters ahead of us than to worry overmuch of who gets what.

[ Except it totes matters, don't you dare give him jester. ]

[evocationary]

Sounds like something a jester would say.

[stillnot]

[ clementine just goes ahead and takes the librarian card and the jester card. she holds them both behind her back and turns to face alphinaud. ]

Here. Quick way to get this over with. Pick a hand.

[arcsplainist]

[ There's a pause, then a sigh, resigned to his fate. ]

... Your left, then.

[stillnot]

[ i wrote it down in advance and hey: he gets librarian! ]

I'm Jester, then.

[evocationary]

Guess that leaves us as handmaiden and uh, aide? [ to jeanne ]

[discernments]

Please pick whichever you'd like more.

[ It's no issue to Jeanne. ]

[arcsplainist]

[ he'll be over here taking his MOMENT OF VICTORY while they decide ]

[evocationary]

Handmaiden for me. [ and she'll take the card. ]

Guess, uh. Let's... do this?

[discernments]

[ She takes AIDE, then. ]

Let's be on guard.

[stillnot]

[ clementine takes out her pistol :) ]

[evocationary]

[ she's got a sword... she guesses... hoo boy.

oh, also her spinosaurus. it's in the hood of her jacket, with her weasel, unfortunately. ]

[arcsplainist]

Very well.

[ Alright he's serious now, because he also realizes what this is, and what might lie ahead of them... And honestly he is really heckin' dreading this. ]

Brace yourselves, my friends. I fear the journey ahead of us will not be an easy one.