WEEK 5: CYOA (CLEMENTINE, LUP, JEANNE, ALPHINAUD)

[retellers]

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[discernments]

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the problem here is that Jeanne thinks Alphinaud is a sweet elf boy, and he has yet to earn her gentle bullying, but.

She looks like she's considering it?

She looks like she's considering it.

She is very seriously considering teasing him, but she may need a push. Hm. ]

[arcsplainist]

[ Alphinaud clears his throat in a very "I'm right fucking here" manner. ]

I believe we have more important matters ahead of us than to worry overmuch of who gets what.

[ Except it totes matters, don't you dare give him jester. ]

[evocationary]

Sounds like something a jester would say.

[stillnot]

[ clementine just goes ahead and takes the librarian card and the jester card. she holds them both behind her back and turns to face alphinaud. ]

Here. Quick way to get this over with. Pick a hand.

[arcsplainist]

[ There's a pause, then a sigh, resigned to his fate. ]

... Your left, then.

[stillnot]

[ i wrote it down in advance and hey: he gets librarian! ]

I'm Jester, then.

[evocationary]

Guess that leaves us as handmaiden and uh, aide? [ to jeanne ]

[discernments]

Please pick whichever you'd like more.

[ It's no issue to Jeanne. ]

[arcsplainist]

[ he'll be over here taking his MOMENT OF VICTORY while they decide ]

[evocationary]

Handmaiden for me. [ and she'll take the card. ]

Guess, uh. Let's... do this?

[discernments]

[ She takes AIDE, then. ]

Let's be on guard.

[stillnot]

[ clementine takes out her pistol :) ]

[evocationary]

[ she's got a sword... she guesses... hoo boy.

oh, also her spinosaurus. it's in the hood of her jacket, with her weasel, unfortunately. ]

[arcsplainist]

Very well.

[ Alright he's serious now, because he also realizes what this is, and what might lie ahead of them... And honestly he is really heckin' dreading this. ]

Brace yourselves, my friends. I fear the journey ahead of us will not be an easy one.