[ ... a long pause, as she just sort of tries to take in what's going on here, and then: ]
If you three make me take the Jester, I'm going to do my best to die and you're all going to have to stop me.
If you three make me take the Jester, I'm going to do my best to die and you're all going to have to stop me.
[ This is slightly alarming, but Jeanne understands soon enough this is one of those adventures that always end in injuries or a 10 year stare into an abyss. ]
Please do not. I will take it, if no one else wishes to.
[ It's fine. She doesn't mind. ]
We should all be careful either way.
Please do not. I will take it, if no one else wishes to.
[ It's fine. She doesn't mind. ]
We should all be careful either way.
I'm going with Handmaiden. Alphinaud clearly is the Jester.
[ don't be rude ]
[ don't be rude ]
[
the problem here is that Jeanne thinks Alphinaud is a sweet elf boy, and he has yet to earn her gentle bullying, but.
She looks like she's considering it?
She looks like she's considering it.
She is very seriously considering teasing him, but she may need a push. Hm. ]
the problem here is that Jeanne thinks Alphinaud is a sweet elf boy, and he has yet to earn her gentle bullying, but.
She looks like she's considering it?
She looks like she's considering it.
She is very seriously considering teasing him, but she may need a push. Hm. ]
[ Alphinaud clears his throat in a very "I'm right fucking here" manner. ]
I believe we have more important matters ahead of us than to worry overmuch of who gets what.
[ Except it totes matters, don't you dare give him jester. ]
I believe we have more important matters ahead of us than to worry overmuch of who gets what.
[ Except it totes matters, don't you dare give him jester. ]
[ There's a pause, then a sigh, resigned to his fate. ]
... Your left, then.
... Your left, then.
Guess that leaves us as handmaiden and uh, aide? [ to jeanne ]
Please pick whichever you'd like more.
[ It's no issue to Jeanne. ]
[ It's no issue to Jeanne. ]
[ he'll be over here taking his MOMENT OF VICTORY while they decide ]
Handmaiden for me. [ and she'll take the card. ]
Guess, uh. Let's... do this?
Guess, uh. Let's... do this?
[ she's got a sword... she guesses... hoo boy.
oh, also her spinosaurus. it's in the hood of her jacket, with her weasel, unfortunately. ]
oh, also her spinosaurus. it's in the hood of her jacket, with her weasel, unfortunately. ]
Very well.
[ Alright he's serious now, because he also realizes what this is, and what might lie ahead of them... And honestly he is really heckin' dreading this. ]
Brace yourselves, my friends. I fear the journey ahead of us will not be an easy one.
[ Alright he's serious now, because he also realizes what this is, and what might lie ahead of them... And honestly he is really heckin' dreading this. ]
Brace yourselves, my friends. I fear the journey ahead of us will not be an easy one.
[ she just. looks down at her clothes, and sighs. ]
A king, huh. [ :unamused: ] I guess I'll go... left? Which is the less terrible option.
[ which is the worst option, please fuck lup up ]
A king, huh. [ :unamused: ] I guess I'll go... left? Which is the less terrible option.
[ which is the worst option, please fuck lup up ]
[ Jeanne, with AIDE, however the heck that looks like, and reads over the description. ]
It could be worse.
I'll try right, too. We should try to cover as much ground as we can.
It could be worse.
I'll try right, too. We should try to cover as much ground as we can.
[ ... Welp. Here goes. ]
Then that leaves me to go left with you, as well.
Then that leaves me to go left with you, as well.

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