AUDIENCE: SOO-WON

[retellers]

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[recrowns]

Wouldn't that be a lie?

What gifts would you like then, even if they couldn't be found here?

[retellers]

[ immediately, ]

Jewelry. And I think I'd look good in red, so it's a decent color to go with.

[recrowns]

Ah, that's true, it'd be hard to find any jewelry in the Northern area at the moment.

Could you summon yourself a red cloak to wear instead of your current one?

[retellers]

It's not the uniform.

[ it's said like he just asked them to grow another head?? ]

[recrowns]

You don't get to stray from it even a little...? That's too bad...

If you're ever willing to take off your mask for me, we can go looking for new clothes, too. Something in red.

[retellers]

Hm, maybe one day. I'm a real looker and it's a shame to hide my face from everyone who doesn't deserve to see it.

[recrowns]

Oh, that is a shame!

But we'll have to get along better before I can properly ask, right?

[retellers]

Yup. There's too many people who haven't said shit to us, so why should we open ourselves up to them more? It seems like a pretty uneven trade-off.

[recrowns]

Mm, that's fair.

Should I tell you about myself too then, before I expect you to tell me about yourself?

[retellers]

[ ugh ]

You're royalty or whatever, right?

[recrowns]

Yes, I'm the whatever king.

[he seems to just be playing along though, rather than getting offended]

[retellers]

Yeah, you definitely are.

[ i hate this. ]

[recrowns]

Are you whatever royalty as well?

[stop saying it]

[retellers]

No idea. Kind of feel like I should be though.

[ it's their ego. ]

[recrowns]

What would you like to rule over, Your Majesty?

[stop encouraging this]

[retellers]

Somewhere...

[ hm. ]

Sunny.

[recrowns]

Oh, that does sound nice. Do you not get to see the sun all too much?

[retellers]

It just seems less depressing.

[recrowns]

I do think that Tiger, Monarch of the Sun has a certain ring to it.

[retellers]

Ah, yes. I'll get my business cards ready, as soon as we go somewhere where we actually need business cards.

[recrowns]

I don't know what a business card is but I do think it'll be quite lovely.

Though if I may - how old are you? And are you human?

.... I'm eighteen and I'm human, but I think that's less mysterious or interesting.

[retellers]

[ they are about to respond to the business card thing, but pauses at the question. ]

Sixteen and human.

[recrowns]

I'm your senior?

[don't look happy about this

but also

call him senpai]

[retellers]

In theory, but not in practice.

[ no. ]

[recrowns]

[sldkfjsdf that makes him laugh]

Oh, that's a bit mean. [so why isn't he offended?]

You must have a lot of life experience then - even if you can't remember it.