AUDIENCE: SOO-WON

[retellers]

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[recrowns]

Mm, that's fair.

Should I tell you about myself too then, before I expect you to tell me about yourself?

[retellers]

[ ugh ]

You're royalty or whatever, right?

[recrowns]

Yes, I'm the whatever king.

[he seems to just be playing along though, rather than getting offended]

[retellers]

Yeah, you definitely are.

[ i hate this. ]

[recrowns]

Are you whatever royalty as well?

[stop saying it]

[retellers]

No idea. Kind of feel like I should be though.

[ it's their ego. ]

[recrowns]

What would you like to rule over, Your Majesty?

[stop encouraging this]

[retellers]

Somewhere...

[ hm. ]

Sunny.

[recrowns]

Oh, that does sound nice. Do you not get to see the sun all too much?

[retellers]

It just seems less depressing.

[recrowns]

I do think that Tiger, Monarch of the Sun has a certain ring to it.

[retellers]

Ah, yes. I'll get my business cards ready, as soon as we go somewhere where we actually need business cards.

[recrowns]

I don't know what a business card is but I do think it'll be quite lovely.

Though if I may - how old are you? And are you human?

.... I'm eighteen and I'm human, but I think that's less mysterious or interesting.

[retellers]

[ they are about to respond to the business card thing, but pauses at the question. ]

Sixteen and human.

[recrowns]

I'm your senior?

[don't look happy about this

but also

call him senpai]

[retellers]

In theory, but not in practice.

[ no. ]

[recrowns]

[sldkfjsdf that makes him laugh]

Oh, that's a bit mean. [so why isn't he offended?]

You must have a lot of life experience then - even if you can't remember it.

[retellers]

Maybe... but everyone technically has life experience.

It's just that the experience isn't always useful in any given situation.

[recrowns]

[he nods at that]

I suppose in the sense that you must be worldly - you have an awful lot of confidence and familiarity with things I don't know about. Though that might be a product of time too...

Do you think you have a lot of skills? Things that you're good at, or like more than others?

[retellers]

I get the feeling that I'm good at a lot of things.

[ please be less confident. ]

But I'm not sure if it's for things that most people would care about here.

[recrowns]

Oh, I care! Will you tell me what they are?

[is tiger a glee character, francy]

[retellers]

[ rachel...... 2! ]

Not for free.

[recrowns]

What do you want to trade?

[retellers]

If you can get me to laugh.

[recrowns]

Oh no.

[please say something else]