AUDIENCE: SOO-WON

[retellers]

Comments

[recrowns]

I'm your senior?

[don't look happy about this

but also

call him senpai]

[retellers]

In theory, but not in practice.

[ no. ]

[recrowns]

[sldkfjsdf that makes him laugh]

Oh, that's a bit mean. [so why isn't he offended?]

You must have a lot of life experience then - even if you can't remember it.

[retellers]

Maybe... but everyone technically has life experience.

It's just that the experience isn't always useful in any given situation.

[recrowns]

[he nods at that]

I suppose in the sense that you must be worldly - you have an awful lot of confidence and familiarity with things I don't know about. Though that might be a product of time too...

Do you think you have a lot of skills? Things that you're good at, or like more than others?

[retellers]

I get the feeling that I'm good at a lot of things.

[ please be less confident. ]

But I'm not sure if it's for things that most people would care about here.

[recrowns]

Oh, I care! Will you tell me what they are?

[is tiger a glee character, francy]

[retellers]

[ rachel...... 2! ]

Not for free.

[recrowns]

What do you want to trade?

[retellers]

If you can get me to laugh.

[recrowns]

Oh no.

[please say something else]

[retellers]

[ they just nod. ]

[recrowns]

[he looks really thoughtful at that]

I'm not as amusing as Hansa.... You have given me a challenge.

[running a kingdom? easy. telling a joke? hard!!!!]

[retellers]

[ they roll their eyes. soo-won cannot tell, but they did. ]

It won't be that hard to be funnier than him.

[recrowns]

You don't think Hansa's funny? He likes you so much!

[retellers]

[ they tilt their head. ]

Does he?

[recrowns]

He does.

[SHAMELESSLY sorry hansa he's gossiping]

He said that I shouldn't be surprised that the two of you get along well - which makes me happy. I'm glad that he and his leader are well-matched.

[retellers]

Oh, gross.

[ please don't think this is gross. ]

Did he ever mention to you how he stuck his foot up his mouth? Don't ask him for the details, but feel free to just remind him that it happened.

[recrowns]

[he's

laughing]

Literally or figuratively?

[HE'S A CYBORG SOO-WON ASSUMES IT COULD BE LITERAL]

[retellers]

Literally.

[ it's not. ]

[recrowns]

He's so talented.

[soo-won keeps going along with whatever tiger says and i hate it]

[retellers]

Maybe he can teach you how he does it?

[recrowns]

Unattaching his leg and putting it in his mouth?

No, I'm human. I'd rather not.

[retellers]

Humans can be surprisingly flexible.

[recrowns]

[he

lifts his leg almost experimentally, balancing to see if it's even possible

i hate this]