[ swan laughs, loud and awkward ] Okay, nope, let's not explain fucking to Goat, I'm calling it! Let's get back to subject, maybe? If we get three people to "handle" them the first week, the other three should do the one after that, right? And then we alternate! So Fox and Rabbit already volunteered, which means... [ swan is suddenly struck with the probability that Goat will be left alone with Wolf and Tiger ] Wolf should do the first week with them! And then Tiger, Goat and I can handle the one after that. Equally shared duties.
[ she glances at swan and goat, like she is considering what it might be like to be stuck working with them.
and then nods. ]
Yeah, sure. We'll just keep alternating then? [ hm ] And then the first week we just focus on our own team members. I don't want to deal with your people whining to me on top of everything else.
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[ there. perfect. nailed it. ]
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and then nods. ]
Yeah, sure. We'll just keep alternating then? [ hm ] And then the first week we just focus on our own team members. I don't want to deal with your people whining to me on top of everything else.
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But it's part of our task to handle any complaints... Still, I suppose it would be best to pace ourselves.
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We'll hear more than enough complaints that first week.
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... why don't we give them something when they show up? Like a gift basket. It can kind of be like a peace offering from us to them.
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[ sorry, wolf, you're stuck with volunteer duty. ]
... Haha, I don't know if gifts would appease them, but it wouldn't hurt to try.
[ fox says this and then later gives them a suspicious drug for giggles. ]
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I think it's a great idea! Who doesn't love gifts? We can put in some fun stuff to make them feel more comfortable before things really get started.
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Mm! It won't make them feel completely better, but I'd want to at least try to make the transition a little easier, right?
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Fun stuff... fun stuff...
[ it's muttered in the tone of someone who is not quite sure what "fun stuff" entails, but he wants to try...! ]
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He seems like he doesn't know what most things are.
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[ does it sound like he's sulking? he's probably sulking, a little. :T ]
I'm just not sure what our participants would consider fun...
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Well, none of us really know what they'll like. So just... pick something you'd like to receive instead!
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[ and then he gives them a rock but it's fine. ]
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I would suggest alcohol, but we're going to have quite a few minors...
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[ wolf said, in the very obvious tone who's only plan was alcohol ]
Kids like... juice, right?
[ is this not what kids like. ]
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Back in elementary school, yeah.
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Soda is also an option. On the other hand, it might bubble over and spill...
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[ because at this point they do not know they will be too busy to actually there as soon as the participants arrive. it's fine. ]
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[ how is a pillow going to fit in a gift bag, swan. ]
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I can't deny that reasoning, but how are you going to fit it in the bag?
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[ swan, no. ]
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I'm going to be practical and give them condoms. Practice safe sex.
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