AUDIENCE: HANSA

[retellers]

Comments

[robopriest]

Well, maybe you're confused about what some of us say. Like, what's a microwave? What's texting? Stuff like that.

[retellers]

Ah. I don't know what either of those are.

[robopriest]

A microwave is an invention that lets you heat up food without using fire. And texting is what you do when you write people using the devices like what we have. Instataneous messages without using physical mail whatsoever.

[retellers]

I see... Humans really do come up with all sorts of things.

[robopriest]

Yeah, we're pretty inventive.

[Humans are rad.]

So what are you, if not human?

[retellers]

I don't remember.

[ though because i keep forgetting, this is probably a good time to mention that hansa might've seen at some point that where humans might have molars in the back of their mouth, goat instead has fangs. ]

[robopriest]

.......

[SQUINTING]

Say...you're not a vampire, are you?

[retellers]

I don't know what that is.

[robopriest]

An inhuman creature who sucks blood. What do you normally eat?

[retellers]

I don't require sustenance, though I will eat whatever I am gifted with.

[robopriest]

So you just...exist? Don't you ever feel hungry?

[retellers]

Eating is enjoyable, but no, I don't experience hunger.

[robopriest]

What do you need the fangs for if you don't eat, though?

[retellers]

I don't know...? I just have them.

[robopriest]

Do you have fur, by any chance?

[goat]



[are you a furry?]

[retellers]

Not that I have seen.

[robopriest]

Hm. Skin, then. No scales? Just skin.

[hansa stop being nosy]

[retellers]

No scales...

[robopriest]

...

Hair?

[retellers]

I have hair.

[ they sound confused. WHY WOULD HANSA ASSUME THEY'RE BALD. ]

[robopriest]

[LOOKS AT ALPHONSE AND THAT WHOLE DEAL DURING TRIAL]

Hm. Well! Good to know you have hair. That's important.

[retellers]

Is it...

[robopriest]

You can put it up in a variety of hairstyles, so yeah, it sure is.

[retellers]

I don't really think about it.

[robopriest]

What do you think about?