AUDIENCE: HANSA

[retellers]

Comments

[retellers]

I don't know... I'm not sure what humans like to receive. [ a pause ] Everyone kept throwing the rocks at things, so it doesn't seem that they were well-received.

[robopriest]

Well, they were pretty, but not terribly useful? I mean, maybe think more practically.

[retellers]

That's what the others said as well, but I myself have little need for material items, so I don't know what you would consider useful.

[robopriest]

Maybe...a way to get out of here? [A beat.] No, I'm kidding. Maybe a book? Books can teach people things, you know.

[retellers]

That makes sense. Soo-won did ask for a book on how to do stitches by himself...

[robopriest]

Stitches...well, self care wouldn't hurt. Hey, maybe you could give everyone like, a "how to" survival guide.

[retellers]

A survival guide...? You mean like making fires?

[robopriest]

Well, uh, maybe not making fires, but like. Hunting? Making a tent?

[retellers]

... Are the food and lodgings provided insufficient?

[ IS HANSA TRYING TO HINT SOMETHING ]

[robopriest]

[yes, goat, he's telling you to put more animals into the forest he can fight]

No, its just in case. Especially with how things change, you know? Maybe one day we'll just wake up and have no place to sleep at all.

[retellers]

[ nooooo fighting ]

Should that happen, we will do our best to provide alternatives, rather than make all of you do it yourselves.

[robopriest]

That's very nice of you. But...how would you do it? Ask the Realm nicely for help?