AUDIENCE: HANSA

[retellers]

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[robopriest]

An inhuman creature who sucks blood. What do you normally eat?

[retellers]

I don't require sustenance, though I will eat whatever I am gifted with.

[robopriest]

So you just...exist? Don't you ever feel hungry?

[retellers]

Eating is enjoyable, but no, I don't experience hunger.

[robopriest]

What do you need the fangs for if you don't eat, though?

[retellers]

I don't know...? I just have them.

[robopriest]

Do you have fur, by any chance?

[goat]



[are you a furry?]

[retellers]

Not that I have seen.

[robopriest]

Hm. Skin, then. No scales? Just skin.

[hansa stop being nosy]

[retellers]

No scales...

[robopriest]

...

Hair?

[retellers]

I have hair.

[ they sound confused. WHY WOULD HANSA ASSUME THEY'RE BALD. ]

[robopriest]

[LOOKS AT ALPHONSE AND THAT WHOLE DEAL DURING TRIAL]

Hm. Well! Good to know you have hair. That's important.

[retellers]

Is it...

[robopriest]

You can put it up in a variety of hairstyles, so yeah, it sure is.

[retellers]

I don't really think about it.

[robopriest]

What do you think about?

[retellers]

[ they pause. ]

How the sky looks... mourning for the suffering of those here... how I can help everyone, if I should stop accepting treats from people... how the other Leaders are faring, the new things people have been teaching me...

[ look at all the thoughts goat has in their head, wow. ]

[robopriest]

You're very much a thinker, aren't you?

[He actually sounds pleasantly surprised.]

Though...how the sky looks? Is there something wrong with the sky? [A beat.] Also, nothing wrong with accepting treats from people.

[retellers]

No. I just think that the sky is beautiful, and it is worth appreciating that each day.

[ ... they deflate a little. ]

Someone once criticized me here for letting others offer food to me when I should be looking after them instead... so if I'm making a mistake, I do not wish to persist in it.

[ ): ]

[robopriest]

[WHO THE HELL BULLIED GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

That's very true. The sky should always be appreciated. [He can agree with that, as someone who welcomes life, and everything it has to offer. He frowns at the last statement, though.] And...what? Really? Well, they're just wrong. People offer gifts out of the kindness of their own hearts. Its not your fault one way or the other that they do that. Come on.

[retellers]

[ it may or may not have been kano and i can say that because it was on a public mingle ]

If you say so... Still, I would like to repay their kindness.

[robopriest]

[KANO I SWEAR TO GOD]

How are you going to do that? Return gifts of your own?

[retellers]

I don't know... I'm not sure what humans like to receive. [ a pause ] Everyone kept throwing the rocks at things, so it doesn't seem that they were well-received.

[robopriest]

Well, they were pretty, but not terribly useful? I mean, maybe think more practically.