AUDIENCE: ALEX

[retellers]

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[retellers]

[ that sounds awful to their pancake thoughts and they are just. making a face ]

Maybe we just ... try the basic combo first?

[chanteuser]

[ she just smiles, looking genuinely amused. ]

Cheese and tomato, then.

[retellers]

Cheese and tomato! That doesn't sound so bad.

[chanteuser]

Simple is often the best. They're pretty fun to make actually...

[ hm ]

Do you like cooking? [ "becks you can't have cooking threads with all the mod characters?" i can TRY ]

[retellers]

I don't think I've ever cooked before? But I'm willing to try!

[chanteuser]

I can let you know when I'm making it. Topping a pizza's easy, and if you see anything else you like you can add it before I cook it.

[ pizza!! ]

[retellers]

But only things that go well with cheese and tomato sauce.

[ very serious. none of that bbq chicken nonsense ]

[chanteuser]

I’m not going to police your pizza. You can add — or not add? —- whatever you want.

[retellers]

I want it to taste good for my first one!

[chanteuser]

People eat things like pineapple on pizzas. Most things are fine.

[retellers]

Pineapple? [ WHAT IS A PIZZA ]

[chanteuser]

Don't worry, it's a pretty controversial choice.

[retellers]

There are controversial pizza toppings???

[chanteuser]

Yes.

... You can literally put anything on a pizza, but it doesn't mean you should. And people have Opinions [ you can literally hear the capitilisation there ] on them.

[retellers]

What kind of food is this??

[chanteuser]

Adaptable.

[retellers]

Should food be... "adaptable"?

[chanteuser]

Make a pizza with me and find out.

[retellers]

[ a beat ]

Okay!

[chanteuser]

[ ........ i guess i will not be bombarding you with another audience request. also is this francy. ]

...

Hm. I guess we could make one now? If you're not too full from the burger.

[retellers]

[ mystewy ]

It'll take a bit to cook, right? I'll be fine. Let's do it!

[chanteuser]

[ it's an official guess ]

[ god she has to make pizza dough now. please say there are premade bases so they don't have to wait 9000 years for the dough to rise ]

If you get out some cheese, and... ... well we can either make the sauce from scratch or use the jarred stuff. Whichever you prefer.

[retellers]

[ there are premade bases for your sake ]

Is the jarred sauce... worse?

[ they cannot cook? they do not know? ]

[chanteuser]

[ thank. she will get some out. ]

Depends on who you ask. It's fine, it's just a bit saltier than if I made it myself. It's normally healthier to make it from scratch.

[retellers]

If it's not that different, then let's get the jar one if it's easier on you!

[ they are hovering around alex watching her work ]