GRAVEYARD

[retellers]

GRAVEYARD Well, that sucked. But no matter what your death was like—whether it was something peaceful or traumatic, you'll find yourself waking in a completely white room on the floor. Small and empty, there isn't anything else there besides an open door to walk through. But before you do that, you'll probably notice that whatever injuries you may have had, including whatever may have been the death blow, are now gone. That's exciting. Stepping out of the room, it seems that you're in a large... house? with three different floors. Everything from floor, ceiling to furniture is completely white, except for the drawings that are plastered to the walls in each room. These are all colorful, drawn in colored pencils and crayon, and resemble a child's drawing. The other notable thing are the windows. While they're present all around the building, looking out of them only shows TV static. Besides that, everything is furnished with the absolute bare minimum of each room. The first floor is all typical common areas one would find in a house. There's a kitchen, living room area, laundry room, dining room, and a main hallway where the stairs are. There are also helpful drawings in these rooms that show the rooms much more lavishly decorated than they actually are. There's a door that appears to be the way to exit the building, but it leads you to somewhere that's not the front lawn. The second floor consists of nothing but twenty bedrooms. Each room has one queen sized bed, an empty dresser, and an attached bathroom with only a sink, toilet, and shower. Like the first floor, each bedroom has drawn pictures that show it looking much more lavish than it actually does. Thanks for nothing, artist! The third floor only has two rooms. One appears to be a home office with nothing but a desk and two chairs, one behind it and one in front of it. On the desk are some blank pieces of paper along with crayons, as well as a written note next to them that says PLEASE DRAW THE PREFERRED ANIMAL :). It looks like this is how you ask for a meeting with a Leader. The other room is much larger, and it's completely empty save for the many drawings lining its walls— in fact, the walls are covered in them, much more than in any other room. On closer inspection, though, it seems like these aren't actually drawings? The papers seem to be showing scenes from the living area. Everything from inside the hotel to the areas beyond the bridge are visible here. However, when curfew hits on Thursday nights, they revert to being normal drawings! Except for the fact that they're all drawings of stick figures being murdered in various ways. Well. At least there's plenty of things to draw with, if you get bored. As of Week 3, each person has the ability to send messages on their PHS unlocked.

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[pulsecannon]

[ Look how he sparkles. ]

Looks pretty gaudy to me.

[ And then the hat is on before she even realizes what he was even doing. ]

Hey! Are we sure this is a person's hat and not something for a horse?

[ It's huuuuuge. Pulling it off with her free hand. ]

Was her head this big?

[suddenlybees]

[ He laughs, trying to shove the hat back onto Cater's head. ]

She had, like, big poofy hair, right? I bet it would've fit!

[ She probably had a hat too large for her head and that's why it slipped off, more like. ]

I wonder if we can get one of the leaders to give this hat to Chiron...?

[pulsecannon]

Hey! [ WHY

Time to poke his side in retaliation. ]

I guess her hair did look pretty big. This is kind of ugly though... [ Imagining a Centaur wearing a hat. save a horse and ride a centaur? ]

I think it's big even for his head.

[suddenlybees]

It is very ugly and that's why he's gotta have it. We can, like, cover it with glitter and gems and stuff and write a letter that it's from us and that we wanna see him wear it. He's gotta!

[ Chiron seems like the softhearted fool who would do this for dead kids who may or may not be watching. ]

[pulsecannon]

That's an idea. Maybe we can use some of the glitter on your hat?

[ He's keeping it if it's not hers, right?

Pushing it up enough so it's above her brows and tilting her head back. Trying to keep it from sliding down. ]

We can even attached one of those headbands we got at the beginning.

[suddenlybees]

[ Oh... he seems a little reluctant to part with some of the glitter on his hat, because it's his hat and he's keeping it, but this would be a good enough cause for him to give in. ]

Yeah, it'd look even better with one! I wish I still had mine... I got the one with sproingy hearts on it~ Maybe Miss Ghost would have liked one too? We can give one to her if we can't find her hat.

[pulsecannon]

[ There's a pause as she looks away ]

Maybe we can find something else we can add on the hat? I have a bunch of stickers we could use.

[ So no hats will be harmed in the making of this. ]

Should we take these over now or gather more hats up to show her?

[ Can they use the big boi to transport the other hats? ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano stares at the direction she's looking ]

Where are you getting stickers from? How come I don't get fun stuff?

[ All he gets are dead Kano body parts, it's not fair. ]

Might as well make it one trip, though. We can scavenge feathers and tassels and stuff off the other hats we come across too~

[ Time to head out of the saloon and towaaaaaaaarrds... the sherrif's office next door. He bets there's tons of fun, confiscated hats here. ]

[pulsecannon]

[ Digging out an A+ sticker from her pocket to offer it to him. ]

I think it's because the rest of Wolf's team keeps scoring major points on the living side. I got some candy and other stuff as well.

[ Time to head to the sheriff's office. ]

Do hats have tassels?

[suddenlybees]

Man, how come half of Goat's team has to be dead?

[ SHE GETS STICKERS AND CANDY AND HE'S JEALOUS he immediately sticks it on the fabric of his shirt where it is completely covered up by his hoodie when he pulls his hand back, but it's okay, only he and Cater need to know. ]

Anyways, the best hats have bells and tassels and if they don't, we can snip 'em off some of the other clothes.

[pulsecannon]

You can have some of my prizes. It's not like I'd use them really.

[ So it would be doing her a favor. ]

Imagine putting bells all over it. It would jingle every time he moves!

[ The image is hilarious to her ]

[suddenlybees]

I'll put the stickers to good use~

[ please give him stickers ]

We definitely have to add bells! And- oh! Oh, oh, we gotta put something wet and squishy inside the hat! I still have your condom~

[ Filled almost to bursting so that pulling it on too quickly or having a strand of hair poke at the thin walls just right and PSHHHH!! it'll be funny ]

[pulsecannon]

[ She'll pull out a few more stickers to offer over to him. There are gold stars, suns with sunglasses, animals, and the A+.

[ Curling her hand under her chin. ]

Wet and sticky... like syrup? Or lotion? If we use the condom we might have to disguise it so he doesn't see it at first glace...

[ Here's the Sheriff's place. ]

Think we should check the back first?

[suddenlybees]

Oh, that's even better... It's gotta be honey, right?

[ Less runny than syrup and less clean than lotion. Honey washes off easily with water and smells nice, so Chiron literally cannot be mad. ]

But yeah, let's check out the back and see if there's a confiscated items bin, and then we can snoop around the cells~

[pulsecannon]

That'll be easy then.

[ There should be honey in the kitchen. Maybe they can cannibalize the interior of another hat to hide the trap. ]

Maybe if we're lucky we can find a better gun while we're at it.

[ There's a white hat hanging inside just past the door. It has a large tin star on it. ]

I doubt she was the Sheriff.

[suddenlybees]

A better gun? Cater...

[ Where did you get this first gun and why!!

Sheriff or not, Kano grabs this hat too and unpins the star from the front so he can instead pin it to the very top of the hat. He takes the ten gallon off Cater's head and replaces it with the white one, and then sets the ten gallon back on top of it. ]

What do you think? If we set the honey condom between the two, the star would poke through when he puts it on?

[pulsecannon]

Nothing wrong with normal bullets, but I miss having a gun I didn't have to reload.

[ Her own gun is so much better. ]

That's a good idea! It might take him a while to even notice, right?

[ She also doesn't have a large hat threatening to swallow her head. Tugging him towards the back to check out the jail. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ A continuously firing gun sounds hella dangerous, please. It's just as well that Cater's getting candy and stickers instead of firearms; they don't need that here. ]

Right, right, he'll just think the bottom hat is so it'll fit, and the top hat is for show, or something~

[ Perfect foolproof plan.

Shoved in the corner of the room under a chair and some cloth, almost as if somebody tried to hide it, is this anachronistic hat that exists bc I do what I want. There is a little black cat curled up inside of it, zzzzing away. ]

...honey and cat fur.

[ Chiron would never be able to get rid of the fur. ]

[pulsecannon]

[ It fires magic bullets, Kano. Magic.

Seeing the crab hat and the cat. ]

Looks like someone found a better purpose for that. I can't decide if it's cute or should be tossed in the trash. I bet Sora would like it.

[ She'll slowly lead Kano closer to the snoozing cat. ]

Go ahead and wake them up.

[suddenlybees]

[ Magic is fake, says Kano who literally has it. ]

He would like something ugly like this, huh?

[ He inches towards the cat, but... eh... ]

You're asking me to become a criminal, Cater.

[ How could he wake the cat up!! ]

[pulsecannon]

Right? Did you see the balloon pants he used to wear?

[ She only saw them in the stars.

There's a pause. ] Hey, I actually remember that.

[ Strange. MOVING ON. ]

Better you than me. Maybe you can just pet them awake?

[suddenlybees]

[ "Better you than me," thanks!! He gives Cater a weird look, because what are you doing forgetting Sora's stupid balloon pants?

Seto has theoretically taught Kano how to properly approach cats that isn't just stalking them until you get close enough to be in sniffing range, but approaching a cozy warm sleeping cat... ugh...

He inches forward slowly... slowly... reaches a hand out... The cat opens its eyes blearily and chomps on his finger. ]

[pulsecannon]

[ Look... something was happening the night she died...

Being very quiet as she sticks with Kano during his approach of the cat. Well, she was quiet up until the cat chomps on his finger. There's a puff of breath that escapes her lips before she covers her own mouth as she starts to laugh. ]

You've been caught. Looks like it's jail time for you.

[suddenlybees]

[ Cater got a flashback to Sora's balloon pants and it shocked her long enough to get axed. ]

Hey! No sympathy for me at all, huh??

[ But as long as the cat is awake and hungry, Kano goes ahead and scoops it up, the bity little creature still hanging onto his finger but not otherwise squirming to get out of his grasp. It kicks off the hat, though, so Kano takes the time to pick it up and place it on Cater's head. ]

[pulsecannon]

That's right. You are the one making me carry all the hats.

[ Almost all of the hats. She feels like they can topple over at any time. ]

What should we do with your little friend?

[ She...has no idea what to even do with cats. ]