GRAVEYARD

[retellers]

GRAVEYARD Well, that sucked. But no matter what your death was like—whether it was something peaceful or traumatic, you'll find yourself waking in a completely white room on the floor. Small and empty, there isn't anything else there besides an open door to walk through. But before you do that, you'll probably notice that whatever injuries you may have had, including whatever may have been the death blow, are now gone. That's exciting. Stepping out of the room, it seems that you're in a large... house? with three different floors. Everything from floor, ceiling to furniture is completely white, except for the drawings that are plastered to the walls in each room. These are all colorful, drawn in colored pencils and crayon, and resemble a child's drawing. The other notable thing are the windows. While they're present all around the building, looking out of them only shows TV static. Besides that, everything is furnished with the absolute bare minimum of each room. The first floor is all typical common areas one would find in a house. There's a kitchen, living room area, laundry room, dining room, and a main hallway where the stairs are. There are also helpful drawings in these rooms that show the rooms much more lavishly decorated than they actually are. There's a door that appears to be the way to exit the building, but it leads you to somewhere that's not the front lawn. The second floor consists of nothing but twenty bedrooms. Each room has one queen sized bed, an empty dresser, and an attached bathroom with only a sink, toilet, and shower. Like the first floor, each bedroom has drawn pictures that show it looking much more lavish than it actually does. Thanks for nothing, artist! The third floor only has two rooms. One appears to be a home office with nothing but a desk and two chairs, one behind it and one in front of it. On the desk are some blank pieces of paper along with crayons, as well as a written note next to them that says PLEASE DRAW THE PREFERRED ANIMAL :). It looks like this is how you ask for a meeting with a Leader. The other room is much larger, and it's completely empty save for the many drawings lining its walls— in fact, the walls are covered in them, much more than in any other room. On closer inspection, though, it seems like these aren't actually drawings? The papers seem to be showing scenes from the living area. Everything from inside the hotel to the areas beyond the bridge are visible here. However, when curfew hits on Thursday nights, they revert to being normal drawings! Except for the fact that they're all drawings of stick figures being murdered in various ways. Well. At least there's plenty of things to draw with, if you get bored. As of Week 3, each person has the ability to send messages on their PHS unlocked.

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[suddenlybees]

[ Why is he sniffing everything... how does that help...

Kano eventually trails behind Laine and places a single lemon in every room that he visits. Now all the rooms will smell nice and lemony! He's helping. ]

[tensecondsahead]

[Just because you can't smell anything doesn't mean he can't smell anything! Actually no, he can't smell anything beyond the normal human range of smell right now. Can he even smell the... single lemon... in each room? Who knows!]

[suddenlybees]

[ Can he feel a single lemon if it gets gently tossed and bonks him on the back of the head? ]

[tensecondsahead]

[Yeah, he can feel that. He flinches, and spins around, grabbing for whatever just hit him. He manages to catch that lemon, after a little fumbling.]

Okay, who's there? [And why are you sneaking up on him he hates this.]

[suddenlybees]

Cater.

[ He says, making no attempt to change his voice. It's been a long time since he's spoken to Laine directly? He doesn't think he has a distinctive voice. ]

[tensecondsahead]

[Process of elimination means this is...]

It's Baron Cater now? Impressive.

[Laine sniffs at the lemon. And then bites in to it like it's an apple.

And it doesn't appear to bother him.]

[suddenlybees]

[ WHY THE FUCK!!!!!! LEMONS ARE BITTER AND SOUR AND I BET KANO DIDN'T EVEN WASH IT ]

[tensecondsahead]

[LAINE IS ENJOYING THIS LEMON]

[suddenlybees]

[ STOP IT THERE IS DIRT ON THAT LEMON!!!! ]

[tensecondsahead]

[TOO LATE]

[suddenlybees]

[ This is terrible. Kano silently presses a second lemon into Laine's hand. ]

[tensecondsahead]

Are you just handing out citrus fruit to everyone? [He will eat a second lemon don't test him. He's eating it right now.]

[suddenlybees]

Nah, only to weirdos who eat lemons whole. Are you gonna swallow the seeds, too? A tree will grow in your stomach and you'll burst!

[tensecondsahead]

That seems like a really ineffective way to spread seeds. [He absolutely ate the seeds.]

[suddenlybees]

I mean, it's either that or you gotta poop them out after. Can I get you to drink something weird?

[tensecondsahead]

That depends on what it is. I ate the fruit because I liked it, [Laine that makes this worse] I don't know if I'll like whatever weird something you make me to drink.

[suddenlybees]

I'll throw a bunch of sugar into it. What else do you like? Lemons? Milk? Are you able to drink milk?

[tensecondsahead]

No, I can't drink milk. [He can, but he's not going to tell Kano that. He can't drink a lot of milk, and that's what's important.]

Don't put any animal products in it, and I'll try it.

[suddenlybees]

Deal.

[ Kano is going to be that asshole who serves whole fat milk when somebody asks for soy ): ]

[tensecondsahead]

[KANO DO NOT]

[suddenlybees]

[ Maybe all the cow milk was used up making ice cream all week and all that's left is almond milk and Kano's forced to make Laine a milkshake made with ice cubes, almond milk, bananas, lemon curd, vanilla extract, crumbled butter cookies, and toasted coconut flakes sprinkled on top. They're dead, they deserve a well stocked kitchen.

Laine even gets a curly straw stuck inside the glass so he can go ??? at why it's taking so long to drink. ]

[tensecondsahead]

[DISTRUST]

All right, let me try it. [Laine is going to sniff at it first, but it doesn't smell dangerous. A sip...... okay eventually he gets some and...]

I'm impressed. I didn't know you were so good at drinks.

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano should have hidden something weird at the bottom that Laine can't smell but the straw gets to it first, but Laine paid him a compliment and now he can't do that. ]

Do you like it? I'm gonna need you to chug two liters of it.

[tensecondsahead]

[he won this round, kano]

Two liters? You really made that much?

[LAINE WILL ABSOLUTELY CHUG TWO LITERS OF THIS]

[suddenlybees]

Would you really drink that much?

[ HE HASN'T YET BUT HE WILL MAKE IT ]