GRAVEYARD

[retellers]

GRAVEYARD Well, that sucked. But no matter what your death was like—whether it was something peaceful or traumatic, you'll find yourself waking in a completely white room on the floor. Small and empty, there isn't anything else there besides an open door to walk through. But before you do that, you'll probably notice that whatever injuries you may have had, including whatever may have been the death blow, are now gone. That's exciting. Stepping out of the room, it seems that you're in a large... house? with three different floors. Everything from floor, ceiling to furniture is completely white, except for the drawings that are plastered to the walls in each room. These are all colorful, drawn in colored pencils and crayon, and resemble a child's drawing. The other notable thing are the windows. While they're present all around the building, looking out of them only shows TV static. Besides that, everything is furnished with the absolute bare minimum of each room. The first floor is all typical common areas one would find in a house. There's a kitchen, living room area, laundry room, dining room, and a main hallway where the stairs are. There are also helpful drawings in these rooms that show the rooms much more lavishly decorated than they actually are. There's a door that appears to be the way to exit the building, but it leads you to somewhere that's not the front lawn. The second floor consists of nothing but twenty bedrooms. Each room has one queen sized bed, an empty dresser, and an attached bathroom with only a sink, toilet, and shower. Like the first floor, each bedroom has drawn pictures that show it looking much more lavish than it actually does. Thanks for nothing, artist! The third floor only has two rooms. One appears to be a home office with nothing but a desk and two chairs, one behind it and one in front of it. On the desk are some blank pieces of paper along with crayons, as well as a written note next to them that says PLEASE DRAW THE PREFERRED ANIMAL :). It looks like this is how you ask for a meeting with a Leader. The other room is much larger, and it's completely empty save for the many drawings lining its walls— in fact, the walls are covered in them, much more than in any other room. On closer inspection, though, it seems like these aren't actually drawings? The papers seem to be showing scenes from the living area. Everything from inside the hotel to the areas beyond the bridge are visible here. However, when curfew hits on Thursday nights, they revert to being normal drawings! Except for the fact that they're all drawings of stick figures being murdered in various ways. Well. At least there's plenty of things to draw with, if you get bored. As of Week 3, each person has the ability to send messages on their PHS unlocked.

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[suddenlybees]

[ HIS EYES ARE CLOSED

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (which I originally typoed as aaaaaaaaaa and that would work too)
do not disturb ]

[maidforservice]

[. . . giggles a bit, but. she won't disturb him because she is POLITE]

[pulsecannon]

[ Unlike Sharon, she isn't polite!

She's walking right on over to squeeze his cheeks (face) ]

Hey! Quit lazing around already and talk to us.

[suddenlybees]

[ STOP STOP!!! how is he supposed to say anything with his cheeks squashed like this ]

[pulsecannon]

[ He now looks like a fish. Loosening her hold on his face. ]

Well? Are you awake?

[suddenlybees]

[ bwaahhh ]

I am now!! What did you even want!?

[pulsecannon]

Sharon was wondering about hair from the last trial! Also, we want the other deets!

[ letting him go. Come on \o/ ]

[suddenlybees]

Hair, uh... Hair isn't evidence. People were running around everywhere all week, so what if somebody had shed?

[ PETITION TO REMOVE HAIR FROM EVIDENCE UNLESS IT WAS TORN OFF AND THERE'S STILL BLOODY SCALP ATTACHED ]

[maidforservice]

Well, someone in this trial mentioned blondes, so I thought that perhaps Master Won had shed a little bit during our scuffle.

[SHE IS NOT CONSIDERING THE POSSIBILITY THAT HER ALISA DOLL ALSO SHED]

[suddenlybees]

I mean, they were going on about the length of it or something? Wow, they spent a lot of time on hair.

[ HIS WASN'T EVEN LONG ENOUGH I'm crying, there was no evidence pointing to Kano, nobody died from saw ]

Seriously, though. Hair's not evidence. They're just jealous that, like, blondes have more fun, or whatever.

[maidforservice]

[blondes have more fun. . . WITH MURDER]

[at that she just looks thoughtful]

It could be evidence, if found in the right place. But I suppose I wasn't there, so I can't say.

[suddenlybees]

[ Unless there's scalp, it's invalid. ]

Yyyyyeah... you wouldn't have wanted to be there. It was no fun at all. Super boring. Nothing made sense. You'd have been super disappointed in everybody.

[maidforservice]

[KANO IS NOT WRONG. . .]

That goes without saying, considering you're here because of them.

[suddenlybees]

[ Haha... yeah ]

Maybe I shoulda napped through that trial too. I tried super hard to help you two, you know! But I'm, like, no good at that sorta stuff, in the end.

[ drowns in accusation tags and then becomes useless the rest of trial... ]

[maidforservice]

[this is what happens when you don't strip search for people :(]

. . . I believe you did your best. And for that, you have my gratitutde.

[places a hand over her heart. she's being sincere!]

[suddenlybees]

Eh... Why would you believe that?

[ Like, thanks, but also, why? ]

[maidforservice]

Because you said so.

[. . . okay like she knows Kano is a bullshitter but??? this time??? she is believing what he says??]

[pulsecannon]

[ Reaching over to give him a quick pat on the head. ]

Good job. It's not your fault that everyone else was too stupid to find the right person.

[suddenlybees]

[ WAILS AT HEAD PATS............ he hopes the touch is too quick and brief for her to catch onto any of his "oh god I miss Neechan's headpats" ): ]

Oh. Hm. I think most people there are gonna beg to differ, so maybe not mention that to anybody else.

[ In before all the "KANO WASTED SO MUCH TIME REFUSING TO STRIP FOR THREE HOURS" ]

[pulsecannon]

[ MAYBE THEY WON'T EVER FIND OUT

but also it's Kano. They should have just sat on him. ]

Were you trying to avoid doing any work again?

[pulsecannon]

[ tfw a killer uses a saw to mess with evidence, but didn't actually kill with it. ]</small What else did they find anyways?

[suddenlybees]

Um, hm. Buncha scalpels.

[ He was so glad for those scalpels. They would have been useful too, if he were allowed to keep them. ]

Some wires? Um. An alien.

[maidforservice]

. . . [oh]

The wires must have been mine. Did you find them near the river?

[pulsecannon]

What does an alien even had to do with anything? Did it just randomly show up?

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, the wires were in the river. They cut Lup up pretty bad? They thought you were trying to, like, you know.

[ he mimes lassoing, but it's hard to mime lassoing without a lasso, so he sort of just draws circles in the air with his fist. ]

Fight off an alien? Or something? I dunno, it had a knife and you both were stabbed.