GRAVEYARD

[retellers]

GRAVEYARD Well, that sucked. But no matter what your death was like—whether it was something peaceful or traumatic, you'll find yourself waking in a completely white room on the floor. Small and empty, there isn't anything else there besides an open door to walk through. But before you do that, you'll probably notice that whatever injuries you may have had, including whatever may have been the death blow, are now gone. That's exciting. Stepping out of the room, it seems that you're in a large... house? with three different floors. Everything from floor, ceiling to furniture is completely white, except for the drawings that are plastered to the walls in each room. These are all colorful, drawn in colored pencils and crayon, and resemble a child's drawing. The other notable thing are the windows. While they're present all around the building, looking out of them only shows TV static. Besides that, everything is furnished with the absolute bare minimum of each room. The first floor is all typical common areas one would find in a house. There's a kitchen, living room area, laundry room, dining room, and a main hallway where the stairs are. There are also helpful drawings in these rooms that show the rooms much more lavishly decorated than they actually are. There's a door that appears to be the way to exit the building, but it leads you to somewhere that's not the front lawn. The second floor consists of nothing but twenty bedrooms. Each room has one queen sized bed, an empty dresser, and an attached bathroom with only a sink, toilet, and shower. Like the first floor, each bedroom has drawn pictures that show it looking much more lavish than it actually does. Thanks for nothing, artist! The third floor only has two rooms. One appears to be a home office with nothing but a desk and two chairs, one behind it and one in front of it. On the desk are some blank pieces of paper along with crayons, as well as a written note next to them that says PLEASE DRAW THE PREFERRED ANIMAL :). It looks like this is how you ask for a meeting with a Leader. The other room is much larger, and it's completely empty save for the many drawings lining its walls— in fact, the walls are covered in them, much more than in any other room. On closer inspection, though, it seems like these aren't actually drawings? The papers seem to be showing scenes from the living area. Everything from inside the hotel to the areas beyond the bridge are visible here. However, when curfew hits on Thursday nights, they revert to being normal drawings! Except for the fact that they're all drawings of stick figures being murdered in various ways. Well. At least there's plenty of things to draw with, if you get bored. As of Week 3, each person has the ability to send messages on their PHS unlocked.

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[maidforservice]

[the real answer is that I, a simple Al, was too OOCly dead to thread with more Leaders 😔]

[BUT THE SHARON ANSWER IS--]

Do I strike you as the type to "jump off of roofs" and "make ice cream with everyone" and "hold hands?"

[she seems. very amused]

[suddenlybees]

[ Me, tagging three leaders in the mingle and also requesting six audiences at the same time and then going "oh no" ]

Eh... hm... would you not make ice cream?

[ He could see her jumping off roofs. Holding hands, too, but he doesn't want a demonstration if it's only him here. ]

[maidforservice]

[that was me during blues and crau, I FEEL IT!!!]

I could. Certainly not at the same time as jumping off of the roof.

[suddenlybees]

Eh... Why not? You gotta, like, shake up the baggie, right? What better way than while jumping off the roof?

[ Just slam the baggie into the ground at terminal velocity and watch the ice cream freeze instantaneously. Is this science possible idk ]

[maidforservice]

You don't just shake ice cream in a bag, Mister Baron.

[but she's giggling a bit]

I can't imagine the force exerted from leaping from a rooftop would result in delicious ice cream.

[suddenlybees]

[ It's the only way to make ice cream. ]

It doesn't matter as long as it's knocked around for a bit, right? Don'tcha think it's worth trying? Like, right now?

[ Maybe he wants to eat ice cream instead of tea and soup ]

[maidforservice]

And leave the soup on the stove to burn? I have had enough with setting kitchens on fire this past week.

[even though the last time she did that it was. . . on purpose. . . to make people think she had forgotten how to cook!1]

[suddenlybees]

[ The poor kitchen suffered for this??! ]

Ehh, hm. If you stick a stand mixer in it, everything will keep stirring and won't burn, right?

[maidforservice]

[. . .]

[SMILES AT HIM and just. continues to stir. she isn't moving!!]

[suddenlybees]

[ ): ]

Or we can make baggie ice cream in the kitchen...

[maidforservice]

[heehee]

If you look around, there may be an ice cream churning machine somewhere in the kitchen. If you find it, I'll make you your favorite flavor.

[suddenlybees]

[ Churned ice cream isn't as fun as tossing a baggie at Miss Maid )))):



But Kano busies himself with finding the ice cream maker, also cream and ice and vanilla because vanilla is the best ice cream flavor. ]

[maidforservice]

[perhaps she saw through his mischief and that is why she insisted on NO BAGGIES]

[she does giggle a bit as he locates the ice cream maker, and taps the spoon for the soup on the edge of the pot]

I see you've already found the vanilla. Could you also get me some cream, milk, sugar, salt, and a few eggs?

[suddenlybees]

[ Now their ice cream is going to be boring and rich and creamy /: ]

Ice cream is made of eggs??

[maidforservice]

The custard base is. You didn't know?

[NO IT'S GOING TO BE DELICIOUS :(]

[suddenlybees]

No? I thought it was just, like, cream and ice and plastic baggie.

[ I have ice cream in the freezer that's been there for the past two weeks and that is going to be dinner now ]

[maidforservice]

[card is valid]

Heehee, if you'd like, I could actually teach you how to make it. But you'll have to watch carefully.

[suddenlybees]

Um, hm... Why don'tcha teach Rabbit, and I can eat all your practice attempts?

[maidforservice]

But then you wouldn't be contributing at all, and that simply will not do.

[SHE SAYS THAT SO POLITELY AS SHE CALLS KANO OUT]

[suddenlybees]

[ let him mooch!!! ]

I'll be taste testing! It's, like, a real important job. I don't want either of you getting brain freeze trying to do it, you know?