WEEK 3: CYOA (Alyssa, Hansa, Hilda, Emet-Selch)

[retellers]

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[robopriest]

[He's smirking. Guilty as charged.]

Well, you can threaten them a little? I mean, if nothing else seems to work. [A beat.] Even better yet, call me and I'll threaten them for you. Everyone wins.

[arkitect]

In a perfect world, 'twould be unnecessary.

[i have decided he has tea in this thread just so he can sip it as he says, mildly:]

In this one, however, certain problems can only be handled in particular ways. I suggest more subtlety than a punch in the face.

[retellers]

[ Emet-Selch has to be classy. ]

I don't think hiring for hitmen is gonna be in the budget.

[robopriest]

Haha! Are you really calling me a hitman? Besides, I'll do it for free!

[PLAYFUL HAIR RUFFLE FOR YOU, KAIZA]

But yeah, what Emet-Selch said, I guess.

[arkitect]

I can teach you a few other ways-- but yes, I imagine Hansa will save you money there.

[retellers]

[ Kaiza laughs, while I, Jan, cry. Why are you all like this.

Fortunately, Kaiza probably won't be calling on Hansa's services anytime soon. In fact, his problems in the future will be on a much smaller scale. ]