retellers | AUDIENCE: BLANCA

[i'm going to fucking strangle flurry i swear to god]

I suppose you're right. I'll mention it to them. Or Lup rather. So she can put in some extra work.

[ laughs for ten years ]

About time she does. [ they sound. very amused, for some reason ]

If you praise her, though, she'll get spoiled and want you to tell her all the time.

Don't I know it. [ you show a shred of niceness ONCE and you can NEVER LIVE IT DOWN AGAIN ] You can spoil her for both of us.

Well now, who is going to spoil me then?

I don't mind if you help. I'll look the other way.

[ (unsure) ]

No thanks. She expects it more from you anyway.

You don't give yourself enough credit, Wolf. I think she loves getting spoiled from a lot of different people, you included. She spent a long time without anything really.

Is it really so wrong to give a beautiful woman the love and attention she wants?

[ blanca, why are you like this. ]

I'm not the spoiling kind, alright? If she's expecting it from me, she's barking up the wrong tree. And you guys are... [ vague gesture that maybe means dating ]

[He like women a lot.]

Are we? [He looks amused.] She gave me permission to flirt with you.

What?

[His shoulders shrug faintly.]

Her Highness, Lup, has decreed it. I'll be nice and won't. Unless you want me to.

I never want any of you to flirt with me.

[ please spare them ]

Surely there has to be someone you wouldn't mind the flirting from. Ah, are you a very dutiful wolf? No flirting on the job either?

I don't get the appeal of aimless flirting. [ why are they on this subject and how do they get off, ]

Aimless?

[no]

You have to let them know you're interested.

Right. Which means it's aimless if you're not interested.

[ gestures at blanca flirting with them :/ ]

[This makes him laugh a bit! Wolf is so funny.]

Who said I'm not interested?

[

:| ]

Because we've talked twice and you're dating Lup.

Just seeing what you'd say.

There are people who date each other and other people, too, you know. [Wolf, your monogamy.] I've never done it myself, of course.

[ what the fuck is a poly, do not @ them ]

That's-- whatever. It's not like that anyway. I get that she enjoys messing with me, doesn't mean you have to follow her lead.

You're right. My apologies, Wolf. I've teased you a bit much.

[Both hands up in surrender.]

I'll leave you be.

Do whatever.

[ they just sound tired ]

[Wolf, you can ask for company if you want.]

Thank you for your company, and for humoring me in bothering you.

Yeah, yeah. [ wolf does not want company they want to understand this fuckin social interaction ] Hope you got what you wanted out of it.

I think I did, yes. You were helpful, in your own way.

[He raises a hand of farewell; it's a wave, Wolf. People do it when they socially interact.]

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