AUDIENCE: BLANCA

[retellers]

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[retellers]

[ blanca, why are you like this. ]

I'm not the spoiling kind, alright? If she's expecting it from me, she's barking up the wrong tree. And you guys are... [ vague gesture that maybe means dating ]

[papasha]

[He like women a lot.]

Are we? [He looks amused.] She gave me permission to flirt with you.

[retellers]

What?

[papasha]

[His shoulders shrug faintly.]

Her Highness, Lup, has decreed it. I'll be nice and won't. Unless you want me to.

[retellers]

I never want any of you to flirt with me.

[ please spare them ]

[papasha]

Surely there has to be someone you wouldn't mind the flirting from. Ah, are you a very dutiful wolf? No flirting on the job either?

[retellers]

I don't get the appeal of aimless flirting. [ why are they on this subject and how do they get off, ]

[papasha]

Aimless?

[no]

You have to let them know you're interested.

[retellers]

Right. Which means it's aimless if you're not interested.

[ gestures at blanca flirting with them :/ ]

[papasha]

[This makes him laugh a bit! Wolf is so funny.]

Who said I'm not interested?

[retellers]

[

:| ]

Because we've talked twice and you're dating Lup.

[papasha]

Just seeing what you'd say.

There are people who date each other and other people, too, you know. [Wolf, your monogamy.] I've never done it myself, of course.

[retellers]

[ what the fuck is a poly, do not @ them ]

That's-- whatever. It's not like that anyway. I get that she enjoys messing with me, doesn't mean you have to follow her lead.

[papasha]

You're right. My apologies, Wolf. I've teased you a bit much.

[Both hands up in surrender.]

I'll leave you be.

[retellers]

Do whatever.

[ they just sound tired ]

[papasha]

[Wolf, you can ask for company if you want.]

Thank you for your company, and for humoring me in bothering you.

[retellers]

Yeah, yeah. [ wolf does not want company they want to understand this fuckin social interaction ] Hope you got what you wanted out of it.

[papasha]

I think I did, yes. You were helpful, in your own way.

[He raises a hand of farewell; it's a wave, Wolf. People do it when they socially interact.]

[retellers]

[ if he had said this out loud he'd be getting the bird but instead wolf just grunts ]