retellers | AUDIENCE: JEANNE

[ they do not know how to respond to the first thing, so they just answer the question. ]

It's the Realm who makes them, but I think some were made based on decisions we did? Like, the one about food wasn't there until we stocked up the kitchen for you guys.

[ Say that yes, you want to live until you're old, Tiger!

anyway

Jeanne looks thoughtful. ]

So it adapts based on actions taken. Interesting.... I didn't think it'd be so easily influenced. I'm a little worried about that last rule.

It is and it isn't.

[ a wave of their hand ]

There are certain things the Realm is extremely firm on to the point where are hands are severely tied. But, nova is forever changing since it's made up of memories which are also forever changing, blah blah blah, so that has the power to make things shift.

But that's how rules and laws generally are, right? Most things aren't illegal until some asshole does something stupid.

Does that count as one of the fifty times explaining nova?

[ She smiles. It's hard to say if she's teasing or not, but she thinks she understands. ]

I'll pray no one does something so impactful that the Realm has to create or amend the rules we already have. I'd like it if they stayed harmless.

I'm sure some idiot will do something stupid.

[ they are thinking about the microwave. ]

But as long as it's not someone on my team, then I don't have to be the one to personally deal with it,

[ spoilers jeanne forgot what a microwave is so she can blow it up and forget about it each time!

sorry tiger ]

There hasn't been a rule about the microwave yet. Or the river.

[ She will admit her actions at the river were not the smartest, but she is working on it!! ]

So perhaps those are references in what will and won't affect things here.

Technically there's already a rule about taking care of the crap here. The microwave shouldn't have been fixed but someone felt sorry for you guys.

[ it was not tiger. ]

Who was it?

[ Hmm, she thinks about this a little more. ]

To what extent can you affect our environment?

We can't create or remove buildings. But we added the elevator into the inn after finding out there's a horse here.

[ he's a centaur. ]

So, we can like... modify things, but we can't change it too drastically.

Archer is a centaur, and I am sure he appreciates it. I do, as well. Thank you.

[ It's novel. Even though she knows of elevators in theory, she hasn't really been on one before. ]

Now, what foods do you and the others like to eat?

I'm really not the best person to ask about their preferences. We don't really hang out. Just shove some sugar at Swan and call it a day.

[ Because it's physical affection week, Jeanne is going to reach over and clasps their hands with hers. ]

Even so, thank you for answering all my questions.

[ also are they taller than she is ]

[ they are indeed taller than she is. ]

...what are you doing.

[ they sound so unnerved by the hand holding. ]

[ Unless they specifically point out the handholding, she's going to keep holding their hands. So sorry. ]

We will do our best to end this together, won't we?

Uh, yeah, sure.

You're not hitting on me, are you?

[ i hate whichever mod this is

SHE IS A GOOD CATHOLIC GIRL WHO'S ONLY EVER GONE TO WAR

She immediately drops their hands and backs away, flustered. ]

W-Wh-What? Why would you say that? I wouldn't be so improper.

You were like, holding onto my hand.

I know I gave everyone condoms but I didn't think they'd be getting used this quick?

[ There is something to be said about going from holding hands to condoms, but. ]

What? A what?

What? Condom?

[ does she not know. ]

[ They get a blank look.

She does not know. ]

What kind of STDs is your world dealing with...

[ there's a sigh, like explaining this is really a lot of trouble. ]

When some guy is having sex, he needs to wrap it up so you don't get preggo.

[ It dawns on her like a sun rising over the horizon, and her face lights up. ]

W-Wh-Why are you assuming anyone here would even—!

[ She sputters. It's not like she doesn't know people have sex, but really!!!! ]

I pray we are not here long enough that it becomes a necessity for anyone!

[ It certainly won't be anything she needs. ]

[ it's obvious that they're trying not to laugh. ]

I don't care what you guys do. Suggesting condoms was just the fastest way to end the meeting we were having--it's amazing how fast you can clear a room when you have to explain sex to someone.

[ This is war? Tiger just declared war on Type-Moon's (crystal voice) anime history oc based on Joan of Arc.

Her cheeks are still pink, but she grabs their hands again and smiles. ]

All you had to do was ask me to leave. I would have agreed.

[ Now, she's not leaving. ]

[ it's funny, because they actually were talking about the other npcs specifically since that's how condoms ended up in the goodie bag.

however, they do not correct this misunderstanding, and instead just smile back. ]

Is that right?

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