AUDIENCE: JEANNE

[retellers]

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[retellers]

[ they are indeed taller than she is. ]

...what are you doing.

[ they sound so unnerved by the hand holding. ]

[discernments]

[ Unless they specifically point out the handholding, she's going to keep holding their hands. So sorry. ]

We will do our best to end this together, won't we?

[retellers]

Uh, yeah, sure.

You're not hitting on me, are you?

[discernments]

[ i hate whichever mod this is

SHE IS A GOOD CATHOLIC GIRL WHO'S ONLY EVER GONE TO WAR

She immediately drops their hands and backs away, flustered. ]

W-Wh-What? Why would you say that? I wouldn't be so improper.

[retellers]

You were like, holding onto my hand.

I know I gave everyone condoms but I didn't think they'd be getting used this quick?

[discernments]

[ There is something to be said about going from holding hands to condoms, but. ]

What? A what?

[retellers]

What? Condom?

[ does she not know. ]

[discernments]

[ They get a blank look.

She does not know. ]

[retellers]

What kind of STDs is your world dealing with...

[ there's a sigh, like explaining this is really a lot of trouble. ]

When some guy is having sex, he needs to wrap it up so you don't get preggo.

[discernments]

[ It dawns on her like a sun rising over the horizon, and her face lights up. ]

W-Wh-Why are you assuming anyone here would even—!

[ She sputters. It's not like she doesn't know people have sex, but really!!!! ]

I pray we are not here long enough that it becomes a necessity for anyone!

[ It certainly won't be anything she needs. ]

[retellers]

[ it's obvious that they're trying not to laugh. ]

I don't care what you guys do. Suggesting condoms was just the fastest way to end the meeting we were having--it's amazing how fast you can clear a room when you have to explain sex to someone.

[discernments]

[ This is war? Tiger just declared war on Type-Moon's (crystal voice) anime history oc based on Joan of Arc.

Her cheeks are still pink, but she grabs their hands again and smiles. ]

All you had to do was ask me to leave. I would have agreed.

[ Now, she's not leaving. ]

[retellers]

[ it's funny, because they actually were talking about the other npcs specifically since that's how condoms ended up in the goodie bag.

however, they do not correct this misunderstanding, and instead just smile back. ]

Is that right?

[discernments]

[ She's used to people wanting to chase her out. Please have some mercy. ]

Yes. I don't think I'm an unreasonable person.

[retellers]

I guess I'll find out how true that is.