AUDIENCE: KANO

[retellers]

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[suddenlybees]

What???

[ Kano is so!! affronted!!!! ]

Who doesn't like you?! What's not to like??

[retellers]

[ swan is. a little surprised and genuinely touched??? horrible. they grin at kano ]

Well, you know, some people are wrong. It's okay! I'm best friends with one of them, and that's what matters.

[suddenlybees]

[ Swan is perfect in every way. ]

Yeah, some people are just dead wrong, they're so wrong it's embarrassing! Who's your best friend?

[retellers]

I can't say their name because blablabla outing our teams, but they're nice! And friendly!

[ this helps 0% ]

[suddenlybees]

You know that rules out like 80% of the people here, right?

[retellers]

You can try to guess based on that!

[ they're? a cheater? ]

[suddenlybees]

Chiron!

[retellers]

Kano, I can't confirm any names. [ but the reflexive "huh?" face they made probably said something. this is how they're going to end up punished ]

[suddenlybees]

[ SCREAMS, NO!!!!! ]

Haha~

[ He looks very pleased with himself... meanwhile I'm crying bc Swan... no... ]

How 'bout who doesn't like who? Who do I gotta haunt?

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[ they laugh a little ]

They're still on my team, so I can't say. [ they lean forward to be in kano's space because it's funny ] I didn't think you liked me enough to haunt people for me!

[suddenlybees]

[ Swan is terrible and I shouldn't feel bad. Kano leans back but not far enough that he's forced to take a step back. ]

Eh... well... you know. Is it Hilda?

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[ they stick their tongue out ]

I can't confirm people, I keep telling you. [ oh! they perk up ] But if you want to haunt someone, haunt that guy with the metal arm who kept yelling at me. He's the worst.

[ swan no ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Swan... ]

Oh, Vesda? The one who held me upside down for half an hour?

[ On Kano's official ranking of people he is third to last ]

[retellers]

Yeah! That guy!

[ anyone who yells at swan is dead to them so ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Anybody who yells at Swan is also dead to Kano ]

Is there anything I can do from this side, though...? Maybe I can give you something to stick under his pillow at night?

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I don't know? But if you figure out something, you've got a target!

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano reaches into his boot and pulls out a scalpel. ]

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No! No stabbing!!

[ they attempt. to swipe it ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano laughs and lets Swan take it. ]

Kidding, kidding~

[ He was not kidding. ]

Whatcha going to do with it?

[retellers]

[ they have it and stare blankly for a second ]

Uh. Keep it? I can't give it to anyone else.

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano digs into his boots and pulls out two more scalpels. ]

Here, here. Now if anybody tries to do anything to you, you can shank 'em.

[retellers]

[ WHY DOES HE STILL HAVE SO MANY SCALPELS ]

... Can't I just punch them instead?

[suddenlybees]

[ Half the graveyard is blind and the other half didn't care. ]

How many times have you punched Vesda?

[retellers]

[

they sulk ]

None because we're not allowed to hurt you guys unless in cases of self-defense.

[suddenlybees]

He's been mean to you, right? Verbal harassment? That's self-defense.

[ Yelling at Swan warrants a little stabbing, change his mind ]