AUDIENCE: KANO

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You can try to guess based on that!

[ they're? a cheater? ]

[suddenlybees]

Chiron!

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Kano, I can't confirm any names. [ but the reflexive "huh?" face they made probably said something. this is how they're going to end up punished ]

[suddenlybees]

[ SCREAMS, NO!!!!! ]

Haha~

[ He looks very pleased with himself... meanwhile I'm crying bc Swan... no... ]

How 'bout who doesn't like who? Who do I gotta haunt?

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[ they laugh a little ]

They're still on my team, so I can't say. [ they lean forward to be in kano's space because it's funny ] I didn't think you liked me enough to haunt people for me!

[suddenlybees]

[ Swan is terrible and I shouldn't feel bad. Kano leans back but not far enough that he's forced to take a step back. ]

Eh... well... you know. Is it Hilda?

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[ they stick their tongue out ]

I can't confirm people, I keep telling you. [ oh! they perk up ] But if you want to haunt someone, haunt that guy with the metal arm who kept yelling at me. He's the worst.

[ swan no ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Swan... ]

Oh, Vesda? The one who held me upside down for half an hour?

[ On Kano's official ranking of people he is third to last ]

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Yeah! That guy!

[ anyone who yells at swan is dead to them so ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Anybody who yells at Swan is also dead to Kano ]

Is there anything I can do from this side, though...? Maybe I can give you something to stick under his pillow at night?

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I don't know? But if you figure out something, you've got a target!

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano reaches into his boot and pulls out a scalpel. ]

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No! No stabbing!!

[ they attempt. to swipe it ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano laughs and lets Swan take it. ]

Kidding, kidding~

[ He was not kidding. ]

Whatcha going to do with it?

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[ they have it and stare blankly for a second ]

Uh. Keep it? I can't give it to anyone else.

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano digs into his boots and pulls out two more scalpels. ]

Here, here. Now if anybody tries to do anything to you, you can shank 'em.

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[ WHY DOES HE STILL HAVE SO MANY SCALPELS ]

... Can't I just punch them instead?

[suddenlybees]

[ Half the graveyard is blind and the other half didn't care. ]

How many times have you punched Vesda?

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[

they sulk ]

None because we're not allowed to hurt you guys unless in cases of self-defense.

[suddenlybees]

He's been mean to you, right? Verbal harassment? That's self-defense.

[ Yelling at Swan warrants a little stabbing, change his mind ]

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Ha. If we didn't have rules, I'd have punched him already.

[ let! them! be! violent! ]

[suddenlybees]

What happens if you break a rule— just once! A little teeny tiny rule-breaking and then be on your best behavior again?

[ Decking Bucky in the face would be entirely worth it, he can assure them. ]

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Nooo, the punishment would be pretty bad and not worth it. Probably...

[ probably.... ]

[suddenlybees]

Probably...

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[ they look so tempted but. shake their head ]

Ugh, no, Goat would be disappointed.