I'm guessing that's a pretty long list. [A beat.] Nothing against you, I mean, but people just can't handle your wonderful personality. Though I guess people won't be too happy after today, too...
Anyways! Back to me. I sure am a priest. But I also do some extra work on the side. I fight demons and vampires and heretical things that wish to cause harm to humanity. Its definitely something any regular person could do.
No, I'm too well adjusted and can socialize to have been homeschooled.
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I think it's more that... I can't tell if I went, or if the stuff I know is just from general knowledge of how school works. [ she frowns slightly. ] Like, I can picture what classrooms look like, but I can't place myself in any of them, so I can't tell if I've personally been in one or if I've seen what they look like for something else.
Oh, you know, territorial, the inability to let anyone see my soft core that's hidden away by a rough exterior, the constant urge to smack people who enter my personal space--seriously, I wanted to throttle that Bucky guy.
[ he did not actually grab her at the execution, but he got close to it, and her teenage urge of pulling hair was activated. ]
[He can't believe he came here to harrass Tiger for what they did during the execution and now he finds himself liking her even more. Sarcasm bonding...]
Haha, I would've liked to see that! Can you fight? I'm sure you would've given him a run for his life.
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[ a pause. ]
I try not to eavesdrop too much because you all have so many feelings and it kills me.
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[Shaking his head.]
I guess you can hear whatever gossip I tell to others though, huh.
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Yup. But I really, really cannot stress how little I'm interested in most of it. I mostly just need to keep track of who's shit talking me.
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[ goat would cry. ]
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[goat...........]
Anyways! Back to me. I sure am a priest. But I also do some extra work on the side. I fight demons and vampires and heretical things that wish to cause harm to humanity. Its definitely something any regular person could do.
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but she listens, nodding her head slowly. ]
How do you fight them?
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i meant to say "not something any regular person could do" but i'll leave that as a sarcastic comment of course]Oh, by just punching them real hard.
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Yes. [ ... ] But everyone lies at some point, so that doesn't really matter.
Anyway, is it just you? Or is there a squad of vampire punching priests?
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[But he clears his throat, recovering quickly from the "offense".]
There are a few others like me. But I tend to work alone...except for the Quartet, of course. They're four nuns who help me with my work.
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Yep. They're very smart girls.
[Hansaspeak for "they're four lesbians who kind of babysit me".]
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[ fate why. ]
Is it a rewarding job?
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[He's just. Vibing with life, for the most part.]
Anyways, I'm guessing the life of a sixteen year-old girl doesn't involve much punching demons, though.
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You said you don't think you went to school, right? Were you homeschooled?
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I think it's more that... I can't tell if I went, or if the stuff I know is just from general knowledge of how school works. [ she frowns slightly. ] Like, I can picture what classrooms look like, but I can't place myself in any of them, so I can't tell if I've personally been in one or if I've seen what they look like for something else.
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[A scoff.]
But...hm. Maybe you're from the future after the world ended and you just happened to see a empty one?
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[ she seems to consider it. ]
I dunno. Might explain some personality traits though.
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[ he did not actually grab her at the execution, but he got close to it, and her teenage urge of pulling hair was activated. ]
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Haha, I would've liked to see that! Can you fight? I'm sure you would've given him a run for his life.
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I have never lifted a weapon in my life.
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