retellers | AUDIENCE: IZUMO

[ they pause. ]

Wait, what?

[ wait, what what??? ]

I can't speak the way I'd normally would. Anytime I try to say certain things, it comes out completely the opposite.

[ i can't be a rude binch. ]

Edited 2020-10-07 17:27 (UTC)

I...

[ they sound confused? ]

When did this happen?

[ DON'T BE CONFUSED. SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE ANSWERS.... ]

Today.

[ sorry, izumo, but you're going to be disappointed! ]

... I'm sorry, I have no idea what's going on there. If it has to do with the Realm, we haven't sensed anything...

Thank you for your help even if you don't have answers for me. What a terrific Realm it is that we were brought to!

[ closes eyes. clearly there's...the disconnect. ]

[ okay, fox briefly has to stifle a laugh at that.

but then they give an apologetic bow. ]

My apologies. I'll try to look into it. Perhaps one of the other Leaders might know something.

[ fox is lucky that they're a fox!!! her soft spot but she'll just hmph.

please this is just so bad (and funny). ]

Any of them in particular?

None that I can think of--well, I would be surprised if Rabbit or Goat randomly decided to prank someone. That might be more up Tiger's alley.

I'll get to talking to them then.

[ ... ]

Can we play a prank on anyone?

[ DO WE GET RIGHTS?? ]

Well, as long as it's within your means, there's no rule against it.

[ so go wild? ]

So, if I ask you to do something similar to what happened to me...you could?

[ she's not gonna but... look. maybe someone just might rub her the wrong way or sometimes you just want to watch the world burn. ]

Unfortunately, I have no such ability!

Do you have any special abilities?

Swan can do their [ gestures...magic? flying?? things. ] and it looks like Goat is able to climb whatever they want.

Some of us seemed to already have powers natural to us--not me, though. [ normie ] But the Realm did provide us with a few, both to assist you and for what I assume is our own protection.

[ awe.... she's disappointed for an entire 2 seconds before she gets over it. ]

Well, that's fine. You don't need any natural powers or anything like that to be special.

[ a light laugh ]

I'm not sure if that's actual reassurance or you trying to say something rude and failing, but I'll take it!

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I, I was being sincere that time!

[ PUTTING THAT BESIDES HER....! ]

By the way, what kind of foods do you like?

Then, thank you.

[ a smile ]

I appreciate your treats, if that's what you're asking.

[ ah...well. ]

But aren't there treats you like better than others?

Well... what do you like to make?

[ don't put her on the spot like this!! but...hmm. ]

Food that tastes good. S, something someone else would enjoy.

Haha, well, you've succeeded at that. [ they think for a moment. ] Onigiri, maybe? If you're willing.

I can make onigiri. Do you have a preferred filling?

You can surprise me.

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