retellers | AUDIENCE: SOO-WON

A fair assumption until whatever memories you get back suggest otherwise.

[ . . . . ]

Do you have any way to work through your anger?

I think I may be a fan of arson? It sounds therapeutic.

[ fire... very soothing. ]

Hmm...

Let's go start a reasonably sized but contained fire then.

[o

ok]

Wow, I didn't know royalty were allowed to approve of these kinds of things.

[ she says as if this is the wildest thing that he has done. ]

Technically, because I'm royalty, I can approve of anything I want?

[who's going to tell him no!

once again, this is an abuse of power]

Oh, there are historical dramas built around this.

[ does he know what that is well anyway ]

Alright, my royal arsonist.

Edited 2020-10-30 01:01 (UTC)

I wouldn't suppose you have any powers that might make it easier? Otherwise we can just go to an area that's less likely to have foliage or anything flammable...

[otherwise he'll just flick rocks together until a fire starts]

I can put the fire out after.

[ she can also summon a lighter. but she wanted to make the water power joke. ]

Oh, excellent! Let's do that then.

[don't look so pleased, stop. but off they go to set some fucking fires i guess]

Can you think of anything else that might make you feel better?

[ flatly, ]

Shoplifting.

But we don't have to pay for anything here...

[is he suggesting he would otherwise assist? perhaps]

It does ruin the overall thrill of it, yeah.

[ don't agree so readily ]

Maybe I can pretend to be a shopkeep who gets angry when my wares are stolen?

[this is stupid]

Wow...

I didn't know you were into roleplay.

I don't really know if I have a future in acting, but the occasional game of pretend is fun.

[MR. MERCHANT

but also he has no idea what she's saying]

[ she can tell. i apologize for everything that is about to happen. ]

Okay, start us off.

[why are you doing this to me]

Oh! Hmm... Should we go to the emporium, so there are items for you to steal?

[HE'S TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY]

Yeah, let's go.

[ :) ]

[OFF THEY GO TO THE EMPORIUM THEN

soo-won is going to go behind the counter! for some reason.]

Welcome to the Emporium! There is a sale on [throws metaphorical dart] all stuffed animals larger than a four feet if you can get it out the door by yourself!

[his shop his rules now]

Oh, I'm just browsing for now.

[ you know those very peppy tones cheerleaders use? she's doing that.

and wanders to the stuffed animals and

"accidentally" pushes a display over ]

Oh my gosh, so sorry.

Oh, that's alright.

[is it? i guess he'll go to help her out]

Have any of them in particular caught your eye?

This nice tiger one.

[ lmao ]

Sorry for being so clumsy.

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Oh, that's the most popular of our stock!

[is it]

Fufu, it's alright. Accidents happen.

[he turns his back obviously!

so she can steal a stuffed animal]

[ she is just going to grab one and

shove it in her cloak. where it disappears. thanks magic cloak. ]

So... how long is your shift?

[ ???? shifts ????? do they have timesheets in medieval fantasy korea]

Eh... Until sundown?

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