OOC INTRO

[retellers]

yo (if francy or zia do not edit this then this is the welcome message everyone is getting) (😔)

The game will officially start on Friday, Sept. 25th at 6pm EST!

Comments

[robopriest]

Hey!! This is Crystal, who is here for yet another murdergame fun time where the deaths are numerous and the feels are many, and I've brought this incredibly shady-looking priest by the name of Hansa Cervantes from an incredibly bonkers Fate/ spinoff called Fate/Strange Fake where basically everyone is a cryptid and the humans are weirder than the actual legendary magical beings. Hansa did not get the memo of how a priest should act and basically goes around wisecracking at everyone and being a general nuisance. He's also like....Inspector Gadget: Church Edition? Please apply if you want a cool "hello fellow kids" wine aunt mentor(?) type for your teens and kids, someone to teach you how to Punch Good maybe, or just someone to get on your nerves on a regular basis and roast you. The sky's the limit.

Also you can friend me on plurk at vampirize!! Or on discord at crystal#4450!! Can't wait to play with you all!

[chanteuser]

inspect gadget, now with more literal bible bashing.

[robopriest]

he's here to punch people in the name of God and drink coffee and he's all out of coffee

[chanteuser]

....

makes him a coffee and sits him down

[lecarre]

CRYSTALLLLL i'm so ready to have weird mg cr with you again

[robopriest]

REACHES FOR I AM SO READY. i have a weird character and i have no idea what kind of cr he will get. maybe he'll adopt some more lesbians for his lesbian squad WHO KNOWS

[reconnective]

is this going to be the game i get more cr with crystal, only time will tell.....

[robopriest]

suplexes sora. its time for extreme cr edition. you cannot escape

[reconnective]

please suplex him he deserves it. WE'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN I keep missing out on lots of threads with you but I'm gonna fix it!!!

[lionson]

So two priests walk into a bar...

[robopriest]

god, who let these two stand for the priest representation in this game. nobody is going to get any religious salvation here

[lionson]

Which one of them is going to say "REPENT, MOTHERFUCKER!" first?

[evocationary]

i'm losing my mind over inspector gadget church edition, what

anyway they're gonna be buddies, get ready

[robopriest]

god please let lupa use this man as a weapon at some point please promise me this

[evocationary]

if you don't let me do this i WILL cry

my dream for this game is to wield him like a chainsaw

[heartablaze]

bats eyelashes at crystal

i know you're canon familiar so hello

[robopriest]

god i remember reading rayearth and its sequel manga and i remember at the end of the first one i just. sat down because it was like. oh my god. OH MY GOD

i'm prepared to relive childhood grief and trauma

[dawnblushed]

iNSPECTOR GADGET CHURCH EDITION JUST MADE ME CHOKE ON MY TEA

[robopriest]

do do do dooo doo INSPECTOR GADGET [sounds of someone reciting psalm 23 while punching a demon]

[recrowns]

crystal every time i look at this man he evokes an emotion from me that i find difficult to truly find words for.

but i'm excited for this!! i genuinely have no idea what our cr might be this time - will it be more illumi and higekiri? that's sort of the aesthetic i'm seeing and yet i feel only fear deep in my heart.

[robopriest]

SDFGHJKJHGFDFGH DANA. no one will ever be on the level of illumi. illumi is like. on another planet in terms of the man he is. luckily hansa is WAY more down to earth so PLEASE!!! DO NOT FEAR!!!!

[frostythehitman]

points at my eyes, points at ur eyes

i didn't know i need this cr until i saw your disco name but now i do. doubly so bc of that image. kindred cyborg spirits.

[robopriest]

god please, i need them to be like that meme of the muscular guys grasping hands in solidarity but both of them are actually cyborg arms. CYBORG SOLIDARITY

[exercisms]

I can't tell if he needs to be slammed into friendship jail but please bully.

[robopriest]

hansa likes kids and teens so he WILL bully but he won't be as mean as he would be like, for the adults who he knows can totally take it

are you prepared for your new cool youth pastor mentor, mob