OOC INTRO

[retellers]

yo (if francy or zia do not edit this then this is the welcome message everyone is getting) (😔)

The game will officially start on Friday, Sept. 25th at 6pm EST!

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[laid]

HELLO FRIENDS It's Caitie again but this time I'm NOT playing a feral goblin voiced by Tsudaken finally. Instead I have Raven from Tales of Vesperia somehow. He is the resident anime old man (aged 35) who will complain about being a defenseless old man and how his bones ache while also doing shit like this;


Please bully him and/or get adopted those are the only two options. As for me if you need to bother me outside of discord I'm agentmaine

[dawnblushed]

cracks knuckles for bullying

[laid]

Yona here to pick up where Rita left off

[dawnblushed]

precisely!

[chanteuser]

HIIIIKARI WA KAGGGGEEE NO KAGE WA HIKKAARRRRI NOOOOOO

[laid]

Becks you fool you absolute lout, you think I know the Japanese version of Ring a Bell as opposed to the English one? I am a clown idiot.

[chanteuser]

*WHY WERE WE THERE BAAACCCK TO BAAACCCCK WHY WERE WE THERE FAAACCCEE TO FACCCCE

I MUST BE THE LIIIIGHT WHEN YOU'RE IN THE DAAAAaaaAAAAaaarRRRK

[laid]

ewrfasejkf

you know I actually don't know the lyrics to Ring a Bell due to Bonnie Pink's accent and me not being enjoying the song on its own enough to look them up but I respect the bit you are doing here

[chanteuser]

you underestimate how much i listened to this song in both japanese and english in 2008/2009

[laid]

I mean I listened to it a lot then bc id let it play every time i started the game i just never tried to actually work out the words

[chanteuser]

i mean. i dug up lyrics for the japanese, but the english is just something i remembered. lmao i had both on my ye olde iPod for so long... ahhhhh

[antaressnipe]

Chiron fuckin questions how that arrow shot even works but y'know what, he will respect the hustle

[laid]

hahahahah Marie would you believe that's just one of many absurd shooting positions he assumes on a regular basis?

Also the bow can turn into a sword

[antaressnipe]

I hate how legit impressed Chiron would be

[laid]

NO DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM THEY AREN'T EVEN NECESSARY HE'S JUST AGGRAVATING

[antaressnipe]

No he's gonna make Raven show off at the first available opportunity

I'm so fuckin tired

[laid]

sir PLEASE he doesn't WANT to be taken seriously he wants everyone to just think he's a funney clown of a man and leave him alone!!!

[antaressnipe]

Too bad so sad tIME TO PUT HIM TO WORK!!

hefts him over his shoulder like a potato bag

Also this hilariously reminds me of a comic where Chiron met Izou, and the latter tried to troll Chiron so he'd leave him alone... and Chiron was just like 8D Training!!! before dragging him off

What I mean to say is I actually feel bad for Raven

[laid]

Raven and Izou are somewhat alike actually so this makes sense

and LISTEN... he has to catch Raven being competent first before he can hold him to a higher standard!!! Which; good luck!!!

[antaressnipe]

Bold of Raven to assume Chiron is gonna let him get away with doing the bare minimum of ANYTHING

Sir do you see how many children in need of guidance there are!!

[exercisms]

He can adopt but if he acts up he's going straight into friendship jail.

[laid]

Pray tell what friendship jail is

[exercisms]

It's when you're slammed into friendship and have to behave from now on, obviously.

[laid]

Oh the rest of the part in Vesperia already tried that it doesn't really work.

[exercisms]

I'm taking this as a challenge