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[retellers]

i'm sorry siz we have to kick you out now i'll make a related shitpost

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week 5, sunday

[retellers]

[ hello bunnies. rabbit is just gonna, idk, unlock one of the unused rooms that elsa's body was not chilling in because that would be awkward for this group. but here they are. ]

[antaressnipe]

[Well they're probably all in various stages of "kill me, I'm dying" still but business is business, so Chiron will try to look alive as he speaks.]

Do you remember anything relevant?

[chanteuser]

[ please say this isn't the room elsa was in because alex wants to flop on the bed. ]

Hey Bunny.

[axecessory]

[ they're all dying but it's cool, it's fine. hilda is just like sprawled out on a chair somewhere in the room. ]

Can we talk about how Jeanne is alive?

[ amazing? incredible? she is. looking straight at clem. ]

[stillnot]

[ she is looking away. she does not see it. ]

[retellers]

[ rabbit hands over a water bottle..... ]

Well... if a team goes down to zero, then there's no way to revive them. The Leader will lose all of their powers and become a regular participant. [ ... ] So, um, really make sure the ones with low numbers are fine next week.

[retellers]

[ rabbit will go to vibe with alex. ]

[antaressnipe]

No, we can not speak of it.

[Smiling cheerfully from over Clem's shoulder]

Simply consider it a miracle for now, and hope that others might follow if necessary.

[chanteuser]

[ she's just going to literally pat her head. hug her. the usual. ]

You doing okay?

[antaressnipe]

[Bless her, he takes it gratefully.

Even though he's frowning.]

I had heard others warn that a team member should not drop below a certain level, but it is good to have this verified.

[Just don't drop to zero, huh.]

... But if that is the case, I assume next week the teams with the most left alive will be considered safe to kill...

[chanteuser]

[ she asks no questions, she's just going to hug her. ]

Thank you. For trusting us with that.

[axecessory]

[ she sighs dramatically. ]

You guys are too soft.

[ ... ]

Still, it really is a miracle. I'm so glad we could manage this...

[stillnot]

[ she is only not ignoring this because she is physically being hugged. she doesn't try to escape at all and doesn't hug back. she just. stands there in the hug. and grumbles: ]

I'll puke on you. I'll do it.

[infreefall]

...That's us, though.

[antaressnipe]

[SMILING AT HER]

As am I. Jeanne deserves to stay among us.

[retellers]

[ rabbit just... looks around at everyone in the room. ]

... probably, yes.

[axecessory]

[ time for another group hug, you say? it's happening now ]

[antaressnipe]

I know.

[Giving her a sad, meaningful look]

[chanteuser]

I think we're all just as likely to puke back, honestly.

[ she gets a forehead kiss whether she accepts it gracefully or not, and then clem is a free elf. ]

[infreefall]

[ yea it's group hug time ]

[antaressnipe]

[... Sighing quietly.]

Then we must be prepared for that eventuality. We will likely be targeted.

[antaressnipe]

[Sorry Clem.

He's gonna at least ruffle her hair/hat]

[axecessory]

[ despite all the general good news, hilda's mood is still quick to turn melancholic, frowning as she looks seriously towards rabbit. ]

Hmm... at least four of the teams have two kills now. So... hopefully we won't have a repeat of—um. This weekend.

[ ... ]

Though it feels like we're getting more oddities, too.

[antaressnipe]

Oddities?

[axecessory]

[ her brow furrows. ]

Yona was splintering. But... I saw Mob, and I'm sure he was erratic and forgetting stuff on Thursday night too. And then he turns up dead.

[ that can't be a coincidence. ]

So that's two weird cases—in the first few weeks, I think there was just one. Meanwhile, Alyssa and Hikaru were odd too...

I'm not sure it means things are getting worse, but it's definitely weird.