AUDIENCE: CATER

[retellers]

Comments

[pulsecannon]

Maybe you should look into getting an assistant. Let them play twenty questions with everyone else.

[retellers]

That's what Rabbit and Fox were for.

[pulsecannon]

Sounds to me that they're slacking. Or you're somehow pretty popular. Everyone seems to really like those who don't say a whole lot.

[ Look at Rufus ]

[retellers]

[ in a suffering tone; ]

Why.

[pulsecannon]

Hm. I wouldn't really know since I think Rufus is a pain in the ass. You don't seem that bad...

[ So far. ]

Oh! Maybe it's like figuring out a secret?

[retellers]

There's nothing to figure out. I'm just me.

[pulsecannon]

Just you could mean a lot of things though. Hmm... maybe it'll help if you write out your likes and dislikes to just hand out to people?

[retellers]

My dislikes are people.

[pulsecannon]

We can make a sign then. No people! Or just put that you want to keep it brief.

[retellers]

I don't need a sign. I've been telling people outright.

[ why ... won't they listen ]

[pulsecannon]

But they keep coming, right? Maybe if we use glitter? That way they can't ignore it.

[retellers]

I'm not convinced you guys can read.

[pulsecannon]

Apparently we can't hear very well either if they are still bothering you. Might as well try it then, then after that we can try something else.

[retellers]

[ ..... ]

I don't have glitter.

[pulsecannon]

Maybe we'll find some eventually. What do we have to use until then?

[ Maybe there's something in the emporium? Hmmm... ]

Do we have beads and glue?

[retellers]

There's not much in the way of arts and crafts here.

[ their tone says thank god ]