AUDIENCE: BLANCA

[retellers]

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[retellers]

[ anna STOP

utterly dryly, ]

I think certain people would get jealous if I did that.

[papasha]

[LISTEN he'll feel bad later in that case but today is not that day]

Ah. [He doesn't want to think about leaders listening in on conversations.] My apologies. Should I give you some warning next time?

You will at least not have to worry this week, I believe? Every one I've touched has given me a nasty shock.

[retellers]

Oh, don't worry, I start tuning you out whenever it happens--so I suppose if you ever wanted to hide something from me, you just need to start banging the other person.

After all, I don't mind if you want to have an active sex life, but I'd rather not be involved. 𝅘𝅥𝅮

[ rip blanca and lup this week though ]

[papasha]

[He holds both hands up and has the decency to look sheepish.]

I feel like a teenager being given The Talk by their parent...

[retellers]

Well, I have to say I wasn't really expecting anyone to use those condoms... but you never know, I could be older than you.

[papasha]

I'm guess I should thank Tiger despite having no intention of using any myself. Surely, we can't be the only ones...

[PLEASE GOD]

I assure you there was no possible way for me to resist Miss Lup's advances at all. She is just too powerful.

[retellers]

Though I can't keep tabs on everyone... I truly do not know of anyone else having sex besides you two. Congrats!

[ suffer ]

"Too powerful", huh? Is that what we're calling it now?

[papasha]

[He actually very briefly closes his eyes. Hate this.]

Even not knowing you very well, you must understand the magnetic power of beautiful women who know what they want?

[retellers]

[ they just turn and stifle a laugh. sorry, blanca. ]

I can't say anyone's tried to proposition me here, but all right, I'll give you that.

[papasha]

[DON'T LAUGH!! It's fine. He looks mildly amused, even being laughed at.]

I can always send Miss Lup your way. You could listen to her call you Foxy, or something else equally as ridiculous.

[retellers]

I think that may be a turn-off.

[papasha]

[This makes him laugh.]

Ah, all right. I'll keep the foxys for myself. People have been speaking to you regularly, haven't they?

[retellers]

Define "regularly".

[papasha]

Often enough.

I mean, you said no one has shared memories with you, and no one has propositioned you. I was just curious if people were talking to you at all, much less as much as, say, Wolf or Rabbit perhaps.

You're not lonely, are you?

[retellers]

[ a beat. ]

Aw, do you feel bad for me? 𝅘𝅥𝅮

[papasha]

I would if you didn't reassure me that wasn't the case.

[retellers]

[ idly, they tap their finger. ]

Well, don't worry. I'd never hope to be as popular as Wolf, but people certainly ask for me frequently enough.

[papasha]

That's good. Everyone here should talk to all of you. I say, as I have not spoken to some of you.

I should probably try to change that.

[retellers]

Maybe! It's up to you.

[papasha]

Very encouraging. Hopefully you won't be jealous?

[retellers]

I think I'll live, given that you can't flirt with at least half of them without the police going after you.

[papasha]

Oh. Frankly, I'm rather relieved. I'm not sure how much more energy I could expend on being so charming.

I'll be respectful. Promise.

[retellers]

It's your own loss if you aren't. ♪

[papasha]

Cheeky.

I have a question. Well, it's more of a request, but I was going to ask if it was even possible to begin with.

[retellers]

No harm in asking, I suppose.