AUDIENCE: ZUKO

[retellers]

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[cuedoves]

I'm serious! Don't mock me!

[ mock him ]

[retellers]

I know, that's why I'm laughing? It's very knight in shining armor.

[cuedoves]

It's not! I'm just not letting you die!

[ zuko is such a defensive little baby ]

[retellers]

I'm not even dying yet!

[cuedoves]

There's no yet! Don't talk like there is!

[retellers]

[ ... they sigh. ]

Right. Well, if I'm ever about to die, I'll be disappointed if you don't come swooping in.

[cuedoves]

I'll be there. .. As long as I'm not dead myself.

[ thanks zuko. ]

You can always spend curfew with me. If you want.

[retellers]

Oh, wow, offering to spend the night with me already? You move fast.

[cuedoves]

That's not what I--

[ god he's getting so red ]

CUT IT OUT!

[retellers]

[ okay they're just laughing ]

[cuedoves]

[ he's so red and mad ]

-- This is why I hate being nice to you guys!

[retellers]

Well, it works out great for me.

[cuedoves]

Yeah, I bet it does.

[ >:( ]

I'm serious.

[retellers]

I know, I know...

Doesn't mean I'll stop having fun though.

[cuedoves]

I'm so glad you're having fun at my expense.

[ so very sarcastically ]

[retellers]

I'm glad too.

[ it's said in an extremely fake perky voice

but then they go back to their usual tone. ]

You just make it easy.

[cuedoves]

[ he really does ]

[ sighing dramatically!! ]

You all think I'm some kind of joke.

[retellers]

[ he is so fucking dramatic ]

I think you really just make it really easy to make fun of you. It's the punk emo aesthetic.

[cuedoves]

I have no idea what any of that means.

[retellers]

I just described you perfectly, don't worry about it.

[cuedoves]

You're the punk around here.

[retellers]

I think I'm more prep?

[ he doesn't know what these words mean. ]

[cuedoves]

No, you're a punk.

[ he's doubling down on this because he doesn't know what prep means ]

[retellers]

You have no idea what prep means.

[cuedoves]

Prepared.

[ no. ]