AUDIENCE: KANO

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[ welcome to she-ra ori, she looks so tired? ] Doing it more is not gonna help. Ugh. Evil? It feels evil.

[suddenlybees]

[ He sort of misses when she had her mask back on so he could pretend she loves charades.

Evil is funny, though? He laughs at that, lowering his hands. Since they're on a roof, he can gesture vaguely towards the house I'm supposing is in the near distance, and then points at Swan's face. ]

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House... Me... Um, my home? [ listen she hates charades and is real bad at them let her live ]

[suddenlybees]

[ How can anybody hate charades and find them endlessly frustrating when they're on the guessing side of it and there's zero indication of whether they're on the right track?

That is to say, she is wrong. But Kano nods anyways. ]

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[ this is why. she's never going to get it. because he accepts wrong answers too ] Well, I don't remember much about it, but I know I'm the Queen of a place called Brightmoon. It's pretty. [ that is about. all she remembers. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ He can always repeat charades; if he doesn't accept her wrong answer now, he'll never be able to get back to this topic and learn more about her stupidly named kingdom that he makes an attempt not to raise eyebrows at but he fails and raises eyebrows at it.

He raises his left hand and taps the base of his ring finger as a distraction. ]

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[ just wait until you find out her real name is glimmer, kano ] ... I'm not married? [ IS THAT THE QUESTION ]

[suddenlybees]

[ He will choke on his blood in laughter.

Also he stares back at Swan because how can you be a queen if you're not married? He points both pointer fingers above his head and then draws a line across his throat. ]

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You're going to get blood all over yourself again. [ your throat, kano ] The previous queen died. If that's... what you mean? [ hrm. ] Seriously, just type it! I don't get what you're asking!

[suddenlybees]

[ It's inevitable that he's going to get blood all over himself, because this stupid realm doesn't let him completely bleed out.

Sighs as he pulls his PHS out and taps out: ]

You were doing a good job, though!

[ Is there any way he can send it to Swan's PHS or will it bounce back or can he not find their name at all, he's only ever received texts from the leaders before ]

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[ i'm lazy on icons. anyway, she can read his phs if he shows her so it's fine ]

Are you making fun of me right now? [ squints ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano grins and shakes his head and Swan can interpret that as she wants. ]

Normally, people wouldn't play.

[glitterbomber]

Well... I might not be good at it, but I still wanted to try.

[ she's competitive and wants to get it right which is why she gets annoyed ]

[suddenlybees]

You got like 2% of it.
It was a good effort.

[glitterbomber]

What. No. That's awful. 2% is terrible, Kano.

[suddenlybees]

2% is better than 0%?
Take what victories you can.

[glitterbomber]

No way! I want real victories, not bogus ones.

[suddenlybees]

Then you'd rather keep playing, instead of me typing things out?

[ Which does she want more, victories or not having to play charades ]

[glitterbomber]

Can we play real charades where you give me the answer when I don't get it?

[suddenlybees]

Real charades is how long I can keep you guessing without getting the correct answer.
What about this!
You get 20 guesses before I give you the right answer!
If you can guess correctly before then, I'll owe you a favor!
If you cannot, I'll give you the right answer, but you have to do something for me in return.
Y/Y?

[glitterbomber]

Are you going to make me do something weird if I don't get it.

[ it's only half question ]

[suddenlybees]

[ He makes a "what? me? no waaaayy!!" face.

But does not answer the question.

y/y? ]

[glitterbomber]

[ .............. ]

Okay but if it's too weird I'm saying no.

[suddenlybees]

Deal.
Are you ready?

[glitterbomber]

[ no ]

Born ready!