AUDIENCE: KANO

[retellers]

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[suddenlybees]

No!! The other way around! I'm talking about the other way around!

[retellers]

Like... a dog biting someone?

[ ??? ]

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, but like... So you have a pet dog. A very overenthusiastic puppy, and sometimes it gets too excited and it bites you when it's trying to lick you. And it's, like, not its fault, right? It's a puppy! You know it doesn't mean to hurt you, and that it loves you, and you love it back, so that bite, it's, like, fine?

[ It's fine. Abusive family members are like sweet little puppy dogs. [

[retellers]

Okay, first of all, you're supposed to teach puppies not to bite. And that's not the same thing at all! Puppies don't know any better. People do!

[suddenlybees]

How come Goat knows nothing about anything and you're an expert on puppies??

[retellers]

I try not to think about what kind of life Goat led before all this.

[ a beat ]

That's not the point!!

[suddenlybees]

[ WHAT'S WRONG WITH GOAT, I'M CRYING, WHERE IS THE GOAT LORE ]

Sometimes people are like puppies!

[ They're dumb and stupid and don't know any better!! ]

[retellers]

[ swan loves goat and that's why they don't wanna know ]

Puppies don't break people's bones on purpose!

[suddenlybees]

[ I love Goat and I want to know ): ]

Neither do people! Sometimes!

[retellers]

They're doing it on purpose if they're doing it because they're mad at you??

[suddenlybees]

Not to the extent of broken bones! Probably!

[retellers]

Probably????

[suddenlybees]

I mean, like, probably?