AUDIENCE: KANO

[retellers]

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[suddenlybees]

[ Rabbit... ]

...I just said you were cute enough to get whatever you want. Aren't you going to insist?

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Oh.

[ they bow! ]

Please, let's go get ice cream!

[suddenlybees]

No.

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Oh...

[ ): ]

[suddenlybees]

...Man, you're just like Goat. C'mon, let's go get ice cream.

[ He hops off the railing, it's kitchen time. ]

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[ they are going to follow along after him... kitchen time. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kitchen time! When they get there, Kano busies himself with the fridge and cupboards, pulling out heavy cream, sugar, salt... ]

What flavor do you want?

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What about strawberry?

[ they say it so uncertainly. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano laughs ]

Strawberry it is! If you don't like it, you can ask for something else, so it's not like there's a wrong answer~

[ Hard to go wrong with classic strawberry, though, so he finds a carton to puree two thirds of and chop the rest into tiny chunks to preemptively freeze. Gotta have some texture with your ice cream. ]

Here, can you find two plastic baggies for me? ...Do you know what plastic is? Water?

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I do!

[ they clap their hands together and then go searching.

... it may take a moment. they don't normally go into this kitchen, so they have to actually search for it. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano adjusts his mental ranking of people to shift Rabbit above Yona for knowing her plastics. He doesn't mind the wait, though, since he can busy himself with other things like figuring out if there's an ice maker around here or whether he has to go inside the freezer and chip some off the walls, pulling all the ingredients together and getting them measured and mixed and ready to pour into the baggies once Rabbit is back with them. ]

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[ i could easily answer that question, but i won't. anyway, eventually rabbit returns with the items. ]

Do we need anything else?

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano steps out of the freezer with his arms full of wall ice. ]

Nope, that's it! Go ahead and dump all that stuff into one of the baggies, and I'll fill the second baggie with salt and ice.

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Is this how you make it...?

[ that's fascinating. how does kano know this. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Meta bracket questions don't have to be answered. ]

Yep! We seal it all up, and then—

[ He takes several steps back, and then gives the double baggie a slow underhand toss towards Rabbit. ]

Catch!

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[ despite everything, it still somehow smacks them in the face. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ .............. ]

Alright, yeah! Good job. Now pick it off the floor and toss it back to me.

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[ they carefully pick it back up and

ever so gently

tosses it back. ]

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano catches the bag with no problem and tosses it up and down a little for good measure because the ice cream will never freeze if he keeps having to throw it on the floor and have Rabbit pick it up to toss back to him. ]

Good, good~ Now, I'm going to throw it back to you, okay? Are you ready? 1, 2, 3...!

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Rea-- oh.

[ they catch it!

barely. they stumble with it for a good several seconds. if this thing was open everything would have spilled. ]

[suddenlybees]

You did it! Yeah!

[ Kano gives her a little round of applause when she catches it this time, yay, good job, amazing! He will check the baggie seal every time it comes back to him.

Eventually... ice cream... even if it takes several very long minutes. ]

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[ rabbit is too pleased by all of this. ]

Oh, wow... it really does work. I didn't know it was that easy.

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano looks pretty pleased with himself as well, bounding over to the island drawers to grab a spoon and stick it inside the baggie of ice cream. No bowls, just baggie. ]

Sure is~ And now you know how to make it whenever you want ice cream.

[retellers]

How did you learn how to do that?

[suddenlybees]

Hm? Well, my siblings and I have been living alone for a while now, and sometimes you don't wanna leave home to buy ice cream, you know?