AUDIENCE: HANSA

[retellers]

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[robopriest]

Thank you! I'm here all week.

[He even bows, grinning like the smug bastard he is.]

[retellers]

[ they just smile. ]

So, did you want something?

[robopriest]

Oh, just to know you better. Apparently, talking to you helps you remember things, or something? I sure don't know.

[retellers]

Well, you can try.

[robopriest]

Where do you want to start? I guess I can ask you about...well, how much do you know modern things? Like a microwave. You know what that does?

[retellers]

I think all of us except Goat do.

[robopriest]

Goat's just...super old, huh. Or at least from a place without that stuff...

[retellers]

[ cheerfully, ]

Well, there is the occasional modern thing they recognize, so it sounds like they're not completely oblivious. Just mostly.

[robopriest]

Really? What do they recognize?

[retellers]

Well, they aren't surprised by the existence of electricity in general, so things like working lights don't surprise them. They seem to know what a fridge is, as well.

... Which are all rather low bars, I suppose.

[robopriest]

How nice for them. Are you helping them, at least? I'm sure they must be happy to have so many friends.