AUDIENCE: TAAKO

[retellers]

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week 5, tuesday

[retellers]

[ teleport swan is here ]

Hi, Taako! What's up?

[uhhhmagic]

Hey. I need a favor.

[every one of these I write is like a psychic wound. I’ve taken so much damage.]

[retellers]

Sure? What is it?

[ zero fear here ]

[uhhhmagic]

Just—- come here, this is gonna be fuckin’ weird, but don’t sock me in the nuts, I’m trying to help.

[Just. Grabbing her by the head and kissing her on top of it? Then making a face and sticking his tongue out, like he just kissed a frog.]

That do anything?

[retellers]

[ squinting up at him. she seemed pretty okay with the head kiss until he made the face :/ ]

Insult me a little. [ bitch? what the fuck ] What were you trying to do?

[uhhhmagic]

Did I do it wrong? The fucking shit I do for you people--

[DOING IT AGAIN. Also making the face again.]

[retellers]

[

pushes him away lightly ]

Stop making that face every time!! [ TAAKO ] What are you doing?

[uhhhmagic]

Uh, what I was told to? Gathering Nova? I want an actually good prize this week, so.

[retellers]

[

what ]

How does kissing the top of my head like you're being held hostage get you nova?

[uhhhmagic]

I am being held hostage. You all keep putting out rules like "kiss the leaders and you get nova." What's up with that?

[retellers]

That's not a thing!

[ :T!!! ]