Once, a very rowdy crowd in the Underdark tried to run my wagon out of town, and I had to fend off a troll from my T-shirt sales table, but apart from that, not exactly.
With a knife? You're better off kicking them if that's where you're aiming. [ now it's time for me to pretend i know knives. nooo ] Depends on if you want to disarm or kill. You come at someone with a knife, you better be ready to be fast.
... You were pretty out of it when you got injured. [ tiredly. they can't make taako remember but this is just annoying. ] If you're that bad off still, it's better to keep off it. But since there's not much choice...
[ well, wolf will help because the grip to cut food and the grip to cut a person is. is probably a little different i guess i dont stab people ]
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I'm a chef, dumbshit.
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[ maybe if all their jokes weren't in the same tone ]
You ever actually use one in a fight?
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I've fileted many a fish, though!
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[ depends on the fish. but they tilt their head and nod ]
Alright. I'm better with a sword, but I can probably teach you enough anyway.
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[Flipping the knife closed though, then looking it over.]
S'cool knife too.
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[ it's idle, because unlike swan wolf isn't a huge baby who has feelings ]
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[Swishing it around.]
So I do I stick 'em in the nuts first, or what?
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[Ow. His side.]
Unless I've recently been stabbed.
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Yeah, that might be a problem.
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[Looking at his foot, mostly.]
Don't even remember who did it the first time. Soo-won? Weird.
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... You were pretty out of it when you got injured. [ tiredly. they can't make taako remember but this is just annoying. ] If you're that bad off still, it's better to keep off it. But since there's not much choice...
[ well, wolf will help because the grip to cut food and the grip to cut a person is. is probably a little different i guess i dont stab people ]
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Geez. Feel like a real Rogue now.
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[ but yea they like talk about strength and angles and best places to stab etc. i dont know this. i do not stab people. ]
If you're in a pinch without the knife, solar plexus winds people even if you don't have a lot of upper body strength.
[ which taako does not. ]
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I’ve never stolen anything in my life.
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So a class change is a definite possibility.
[ so dry ]