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🐐🐺🐰🦊🐯🦢 ([personal profile] retellers) wrote2020-09-28 05:54 pm
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uhhhmagic: (programmed illusion;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-27 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Some chick freaked out on me this morning, started hassling me about my outfit!

[which is this. He seems to like it!]

Like I said, I don't repeat outfits, and I already did the skirt last wild west adventure.
uhhhmagic: (gentle repose;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-27 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
What if I said no just to freak you out.

[Good luck trying to explain this one to him, Swan.]

I'm punking you, I obviously remember the main premise of our murder prison.
uhhhmagic: (imprisonment;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-27 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He stops in his tracks, because, what a friggin' question! And then just seems to get more and more frustrated the longer he even tries to comprehend the problem? It's the philosophical problem of trying to see something that isn't there at all, when you're so certain you've got an inventory of everything.]

You mean . . . whatever you say would just come out as static?
uhhhmagic: (circle of death;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-27 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
No, I-- get the concept.

[Sort of?]

I'm like part of a secret organization that does this kinda thing all the time! Um. Yeah. Try charades-ing it. It won't work, but.
uhhhmagic: (tongues;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-27 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . what a ridiculous statement! Taako always has been, and always will be alone. An outcast as ever.]

Yeah I got like. Maybe half of that, and I don't think it's the half you wanted to convey.

[He clicks his tongue.]

That's why these kind of curses are bullshit. You sure you don't wanna try the charades? Sometimes that skirts it.
uhhhmagic: (programmed illusion;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-27 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Jeezy Cre-- It's not a matter of believing you, it's that half the stuff coming out of your mouth sounds like a broken radio and gives me a migraine and a half to try and think about!
uhhhmagic: (hold monster;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-27 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm only 150, jerk.

[No. Give up. It isn't going to work, sweetie.]
uhhhmagic: (circle of death;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-27 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He's just fully rubbing his temples now, eyes closed.]

No, look I can-- Sort of grasp you're telling me I've gotten brain zapped of something big, but I can't-- Really grab it anymore than that.

Nothing I can really do about for now anyway. Fuck it. Fuck this shit.
uhhhmagic: (greater invisibility;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-29 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[There there.]

I— . . . Ugh. It’s fine. Just got to collect more nova, and then maybe it’ll be back, right?