AUDIENCE: TAAKO

[retellers]

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[retellers]

[ ah. that actually makes them stop being a snarky bitch for two seconds ]

Yeah. [ ... ] You wanna learn too?

[uhhhmagic]

Is that like a serious offer or a prank where if I answer yeah, you're like, well then go fuck yourself and I look like a total moron?

Because I don't put myself out there emotionally like that. And I know how to hold one. It was in my adventuring kit, I just never used it except when I was brainwashed.

[retellers]

[ it's awful that they are used to this because Lup is also like this. ]

I don't do pranks, and I'm not gonna offer twice. You're either interested or you're not.

[uhhhmagic]

[Hands on his hips, looking at the friggin' ceiling. Or. Sky. Since they're outside.]

Fine. Yeah. But only because I don't want Lup to start bragging about all the sword tricks she can do while I've got my thumb up my ass.

And I don't have a sword.

[retellers]

[ they look at taako's twiggy little arms in consideration ]

... I don't know if you could lift mine. Lup's has that weird curse, but think you could borrow it?

[uhhhmagic]

[twink city twink twink city]

Uh-- [He makes SUCH a face.] No. It whispers weird things. When I hold it? That thing is super cursed by the way.

[retellers]

[ they grimace a little ]

... Yeah, I know. Held it once and heard it too. But my sword's too big for you.

[uhhhmagic]

Okay, sure, tell me more about how big your sword is! I get it!

[Sorry he




he has to turn around and makes a noise thats like REALLY trying to suppress the laugh but he's not quite able to but at least he knows that wolf will hate this]

[retellers]

[


they sigh, lifting a hand to their face ]

Yeah, I walked into that one.

[uhhhmagic]

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You really did!

[retellers]

Get your brain out of the gutter already.