Okay well obviously first place goes to the murderers, that's, you can't top that? They're killing people. [ but for gossip. they tilt their head ] But also every single person who keeps stealing the kitchen knives. And that guy who keeps being gross at all the women.
Not so much missing as... the Realm's a big place. We're only accessing a small part so we don't disrupt it any further than it already is. Right now, we're working on locating that thing.
[ there's a beat ]
Actually, I don't even know if it's a big monster or a small one? But I hope it's big enough to punch.
The, uh, first time I lost my memories, a big space jellyfish had eaten them. So, not entirely unprecedented. Just had to drink it's galaxy-juice to get them back though.
I'm not saying it was pleasant, but it was kinda worth it! I mean, remembered my twin sister and stuff. The worst part is it was a double-jellyfish fake out. The first jellyfish piss-water I drank at the beginning of the adventure only had some memories.
It floats in it and sure, it looks all like sparkly stars and night sky and stuff, but you know, it is a big jellyfish in a tank, so, where else is it gonna go pee?
It shouldn't be. There's a prize for the winning team, but there's not consequences for the rest of us. And a lot of people are working outside their own team, since those weren't public.
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Sure, but there has to be some criteria out here, or it's just the Wild West out here, ain't it? Or is that next week's locale.
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[ that sounds almost like an accusation, with their tone ]
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But seriously, who's the worst? I want the gossip.
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I'm gonna kill the people that keep stealing the kitchen knives. I'm trying to cook around here! Shit is fucking impossible!
[But he laughs a bit at the second part.]
He-- That guy is fucking hilarious though. He didn't know that gay people existed.
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Blind as the rest of us, I guess. Apparently we're all missing a big monster that eats memories?
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[ there's a beat ]
Actually, I don't even know if it's a big monster or a small one? But I hope it's big enough to punch.
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[ it is lightly yelled ]
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[ XP ]
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[ . . . ]
Hey, uh . . . is it gonna be bad that me and Lup are on different teams?
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[Hm.]
I guess we'd be wishing for the same thing, probably. Oh, right--
[Holding out his hand?]
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. . . My sticker?
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[ they. sheepishly remove their hand and take out a sticker. they give him two because they feel embarrassed ]
Does that work?
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Yup!
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I can give you a lollipop, too.
[ for your TRAUMA at the FEELINGS DENTIST ]
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Here you go!