AUDIENCE: TAAKO

[retellers]

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[uhhhmagic]

Right, like, our little tinder profiles.

So what are your likes and dislikes?

[retellers]

[ what the fuck is a tinder ]

I don't like sharing. [ snark... ]

[uhhhmagic]

Share! Share, share, share share share share--

[he'll keep doing this until wolf is eventually inevitably like: this is one of my dislikes]

[retellers]

Well, now you're one of my dislikes.

[uhhhmagic]

Nah.

[reality rejected.]

You'll open up sooner or later. I worm my way in there.

[retellers]

What are you, a parasite?

[uhhhmagic]

[Arms crossed, shrugging one shoulder.]

Something like that.

[He doesn't seem that insulted.]

I take it you want me to leave now?

[retellers]

I definitely don't want you to stick around for bonding activities.

[ or, like, anyone? ever? ]