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🐐🐺🐰🦊🐯🦒 ([personal profile] retellers) wrote2020-09-28 05:54 pm
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uhhhmagic: (greater invisibility;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-05 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh-- thanks I guess.

[He needs that cushion, his butt is too flat to survive sitting on the floor long.]

So, uh, question. How long are we supposed to be here for?
uhhhmagic: (im cooking)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-05 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty typical of pocket dimensions, but I won't draw you all the diagrams.

[Apparently this doesn't phase him.]

Right. Well. Piss-poor job so far, all of us. Things just seem to be getting worse at this point.
uhhhmagic: (charm person;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-05 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah! What the fuck is up with that? Points? Please tell me that's not alive people. Actually, if it's alive people, I don't want to know. I'd rather live in ignorance.
uhhhmagic: (circle of death;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-05 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
And you get that how, exactly? I know you've explained this, but listen, I'm not so good at picking up plot explanations the first time, because sometimes people bullshit and lie!

And I don't take notes between sessions. That's for overachievers.
uhhhmagic: (reverse gravity;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-05 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, there there, I guess.

[Such comfort. Good relating to another humanoid.]

Geez, and you guys are supposed to be the NPCs that dole everything out. You mean the side-quest we got last week? I guess that's the thing you asked us to do, and we got Macguffin from that. So people got some of the Macguffin [sorry he REFUSES to call it nova] just . . . randomly.
uhhhmagic: (circle of death;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-05 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
You get used to it.

[TWO OF THEM.]

And I like, get that you're all trying or whatever. It's fine, my dude. Or not-dude, I don't know. Preference?
uhhhmagic: (programmed illusion;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-05 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
A dude? It's a you. Or anyone else. Just like, a person.

Guess it's mostly gender-neutral, 'cause I'm not exactly a strict adherer to those rules, but I guess I'm just asking how you want to be, uh, casually referred to whatever?
uhhhmagic: (stoneskin;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-05 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ITS CALLED BEING POLITE but obviously i won't share my BEST trick and i WILL earn these unmaskings]

I pretty much just call everyone the same thing, so, like, dude it is.
uhhhmagic: (irresistible dance;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-05 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah sure, if the spirit compels you. Follow your heart.

[god]

So you're the front lines next week?
uhhhmagic: (prestidigitation;)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-07 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess if that's what your heart says, uh, gotta listen.

[LOOK INSIDE]
uhhhmagic: (im cooking)

[personal profile] uhhhmagic 2020-10-08 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Permanent? Ominous.

[The grin is also terrifying?]