retellers | AUDIENCE: SHIRO

Soo-won also knows I was gonna come talk to you about items and nova, so it wouldn't be a surprise to him.

[A pause.]

...er. He knows I'm going to 'my team leader', not you specifically.

Yeah, I know. [ they sound a little amused, relaxing since shiro seems to have dropped the murder at all cost thing (no) ] So long as it doesn't get you in trouble, you can try and we'll see if it makes a noticeable difference.

I could bring him here too, to test it.

[Or not because /gestures at this weekend]

What, with me as a witness?

Well, yeah. You gotta see what the nova does, don't you?

It's not that obvious.

[ but they. really are amused. ]

You manage to convince him and I'll witness, though.

[Oh? Amusement? Are they smiling at all?]

[ yea a kind of mini smirk. wow ]

[Well.

Time to pull out his PHS and snap a quick picture of that smirk.]

[ STOP THERE'S NO CAMERA FUNCTION ]

[THERE'S A CAMERA FUNCTION IN OUR HEARTS]

Aaah? What's this? A smile?

[Time to TEASE then.]

[ there is the distinct impression of rolling their eyes behind the mask ]

Everyone acts like it's such a big deal. Maybe you guys haven't been that interesting before now.

It is a big deal! If I knew risky decisions were interesting to you, I would've suggested more fun before now.

Maybe I just like the suffering of others.

[ this is believable. ]

[This is absolutely believable.]

If you had said that from the start, I would have teased people more for your amusement.

How does that work with the priesthood thing?

You can tease people without hurting them. The secret is to find something that's not hurtful to say and is instead just a little embarrassing.

Like with Xie Lian, comparing anything to a kiss really gets him going! It's hilarious.

That's not teasing, that's just you flirting.

Eh?

[Wolf no, his heterosexuality.]

"Eh", what?

[ they said!! what they said!! ]

Wolf. I know this might not be too obvious, since there is a lack of eligible bachelorettes old enough to catch my eye. But I am actually straight.

[ ... there is the distinct feeling of a judgmental look ]

... Tell that to Xie Lian, not me.

[Why is he being judged? He is Totally Straight and not secretly crushing on a very pretty man, nope.]

Why would I tell him that? It's weird to suddenly say "I'm straight" to some guy for no reason.

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[ ........ ]

Wow.

...

I know you're judging me right now.

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